TheBoozeCube
theboozecube.bsky.social
TheBoozeCube
@theboozecube.bsky.social
Lawyer, Father, Cloudpost Afficionado. I live in MN. I occasionally design MTG cards with alcohol-related mechanics.
@nytimes.com Let this be an opportunity to hold him accountable. He's putting the truth of whatever statements at issue. Take advantage.

Accurate accounts of his deposition will bring you subscribers. Caving to this frivolous garbage will leave your subscribers (including me) canceling in disgust.
September 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I saw this on Facebook and couldn't stop laughing because my sense of humor is still in 5th grade.
May 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'm sorry the Bill of Rights is such a fucking inconvenience for you, your majesty.
April 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Let my people go.
April 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Thinking about trying this in my Post build. Turns off FoW, all fetchlands, and Surgical (which often gets brought in against me by Wasteland decks), and doubles as a board wipe.
April 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Well, looks like Omo is a solid Bracket 4…
April 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
April 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Just ordered the new Secret Lair. Time to brew an obnoxious-ass deck with Deadpool, Trading Card at the helm.
April 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
March 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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February 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Post-oral argument selfie.
January 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Remember when an 8/8 trample for 2GGGG with an upkeep of GGGG or take 8 damage was a chase rare? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
January 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
My Legacy deck still includes a beat-up Maze that I pulled in a booster pack of the Dark that I bought with my lunch money. #reconnectingismagic
November 25, 2024 at 3:18 AM