Preacher Nathan
@thebookofmaga.bsky.social
Preacher of the Book of MAGA, bringing you all the lost scriptures from the Book of MAGA. Exhalt the MAGA movement and raise up your red hats and rejoice. (Parody account)
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So, this weekend I was out and about, and I found a usb flash drive in the ruins of a building between a Chick-fil-A and Bass Pro Shops. When I plugged it in to my computer at home, I saw that it contained a lost scripture….The Book of MAGAviticus.
A morning reading from the First Book of Trumothy
May 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
A morning reading from the First Book of Trumothy
Today's reading from the First Epistle to Corporinthians...
May 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Today's reading from the First Epistle to Corporinthians...
After days of mediation a reading from the Episle of Romansplaining...
May 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
After days of mediation a reading from the Episle of Romansplaining...
A morning prayer to fight the clinger-oners...
May 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
A morning prayer to fight the clinger-oners...
A reading from The Letter of Jim Jordan to the Judiciary..
May 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
A reading from The Letter of Jim Jordan to the Judiciary..
Praise and Glory to thine trip eastward St. Don as you are anointed with golden wings..
May 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Praise and Glory to thine trip eastward St. Don as you are anointed with golden wings..
Praise St. Don bringer of Tariffs and economic destruction...
May 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Praise St. Don bringer of Tariffs and economic destruction...
A morning reading from the Epistle of John Jr....
May 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
A morning reading from the Epistle of John Jr....
A reading from the Epistle of Don to Tucker of Foxia....
May 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
A reading from the Epistle of Don to Tucker of Foxia....
The Gospel Accord to MAGA Luke.....Chapters 17 and 18.
May 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The Gospel Accord to MAGA Luke.....Chapters 17 and 18.
An evening scripture from Gospel according to Mark of the Red Hat
May 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
An evening scripture from Gospel according to Mark of the Red Hat
Good morning MAGAvites!! In honor of the White smoke, a reading from MAGAtthew Chapter 3.
May 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Good morning MAGAvites!! In honor of the White smoke, a reading from MAGAtthew Chapter 3.
Blessings be upon you oh Followers of the MAGA... A read from the book of MAGAviticus
May 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Blessings be upon you oh Followers of the MAGA... A read from the book of MAGAviticus
Wake up Murica!!! The day has come... a reading from the book of MAGAlachi
May 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Wake up Murica!!! The day has come... a reading from the book of MAGAlachi
Tonight we pray to Saint Mike of the Pillowed Wisdom
O Saint Mike,
Inventor of Dreams and Dubious Lawsuits,
Inspire me to create products nobody asked for,
Strengthen me to sue the forces of common sense,
And cushion my falls in a world gone woke.
MAGAmen.
O Saint Mike,
Inventor of Dreams and Dubious Lawsuits,
Inspire me to create products nobody asked for,
Strengthen me to sue the forces of common sense,
And cushion my falls in a world gone woke.
MAGAmen.
May 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Tonight we pray to Saint Mike of the Pillowed Wisdom
O Saint Mike,
Inventor of Dreams and Dubious Lawsuits,
Inspire me to create products nobody asked for,
Strengthen me to sue the forces of common sense,
And cushion my falls in a world gone woke.
MAGAmen.
O Saint Mike,
Inventor of Dreams and Dubious Lawsuits,
Inspire me to create products nobody asked for,
Strengthen me to sue the forces of common sense,
And cushion my falls in a world gone woke.
MAGAmen.
After a tariffic weekend of angry prayer here remember to stay strong in the commandments, a reading from the book of MAGAteronomy.....
May 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
After a tariffic weekend of angry prayer here remember to stay strong in the commandments, a reading from the book of MAGAteronomy.....
Hail to the unvaccinated.....here is your afternoon vocational From the book of MAGAlamentations..
May 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hail to the unvaccinated.....here is your afternoon vocational From the book of MAGAlamentations..
Good morning fellow anti-evolutionaries!! A reading from the book of MAGAsaiah..
May 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Good morning fellow anti-evolutionaries!! A reading from the book of MAGAsaiah..
MAGAites recite this daily
Hail Donald, full of spite,
The polls are with thee.
Blessed art thou among pundits,
And blessed is the fruit of thy Truth Social feed,
Covfefe.
Holy Donald, Father of Golf,
Pray for our base,
Now and at the hour of indictment.
Amen.
Hail Donald, full of spite,
The polls are with thee.
Blessed art thou among pundits,
And blessed is the fruit of thy Truth Social feed,
Covfefe.
Holy Donald, Father of Golf,
Pray for our base,
Now and at the hour of indictment.
Amen.
May 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
MAGAites recite this daily
Hail Donald, full of spite,
The polls are with thee.
Blessed art thou among pundits,
And blessed is the fruit of thy Truth Social feed,
Covfefe.
Holy Donald, Father of Golf,
Pray for our base,
Now and at the hour of indictment.
Amen.
Hail Donald, full of spite,
The polls are with thee.
Blessed art thou among pundits,
And blessed is the fruit of thy Truth Social feed,
Covfefe.
Holy Donald, Father of Golf,
Pray for our base,
Now and at the hour of indictment.
Amen.
Remember MAGA brothers...teach your child the prayers of the following..
May 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Remember MAGA brothers...teach your child the prayers of the following..
Hark Patriots..... a reading from the book of MAGAremiah, a prophetic proclamation....
May 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Hark Patriots..... a reading from the book of MAGAremiah, a prophetic proclamation....
Hark MAGAites...for your spiritual dinner... From the book of MAGAuth as told by the Red-hatted Saints; Chapter 1: The Outsider, Ruth...
April 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Hark MAGAites...for your spiritual dinner... From the book of MAGAuth as told by the Red-hatted Saints; Chapter 1: The Outsider, Ruth...
Chapter 8 from the book MAGAumbers... Rejoice in the Spirit of 1776!
April 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Chapter 8 from the book MAGAumbers... Rejoice in the Spirit of 1776!