I’m at jury duty. How do I tell them I don’t believe in the rule of law since we have a felon in the highest position in this country?

Anytime I have any hope about the future of the Democratic Party, I remember all the gays that I know who won’t stop eating some of the worst fast food chicken available on the market.

I’d like to thank my high school teachers who refused to allow us to use Wikipedia as a source for teaching me how to cross reference multiple entries before believing information.