The Body Serve
@thebodyserve.bsky.social
Semi-respectable conversations about tennis from our kitchen table since 2015
Toronto
Hosted by @elliottjmr.bsky.social and @tennisjon.bsky.social
Toronto
Hosted by @elliottjmr.bsky.social and @tennisjon.bsky.social
Nike always has Carlos dressed like this on the way to site
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Nike always has Carlos dressed like this on the way to site
not to be flippant but this is *also* an opinion
and speaking of accountability ... 😵💫
and speaking of accountability ... 😵💫
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
not to be flippant but this is *also* an opinion
and speaking of accountability ... 😵💫
and speaking of accountability ... 😵💫
NEW: TBS400!!!!
Description below. Join us as we get caught up on the tennis happenings and celebrate our 400th 🥂
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Description below. Join us as we get caught up on the tennis happenings and celebrate our 400th 🥂
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November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
NEW: TBS400!!!!
Description below. Join us as we get caught up on the tennis happenings and celebrate our 400th 🥂
thebodyserve.podbean.com/e/photo-opps/
Description below. Join us as we get caught up on the tennis happenings and celebrate our 400th 🥂
thebodyserve.podbean.com/e/photo-opps/
The Jays' admin was a bit too quick with the concession speech 😭
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The Jays' admin was a bit too quick with the concession speech 😭
please be serious
October 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
please be serious
this is what players need to be doing against Laura.
October 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
this is what players need to be doing against Laura.
Dasha Kasatkina is taking a break and closing up her 2025 season. Wishing her the best 💜
October 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Dasha Kasatkina is taking a break and closing up her 2025 season. Wishing her the best 💜
Trying to imagine a situation in which Lleyton Hewitt has to shove a 60-year-old anti-doping chaperone in "self-defense."
Amazing that this is only a 2-week suspension and that it can be scheduled so as not to interfere with his Davis Cup responsibilities.
Amazing that this is only a 2-week suspension and that it can be scheduled so as not to interfere with his Davis Cup responsibilities.
September 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Trying to imagine a situation in which Lleyton Hewitt has to shove a 60-year-old anti-doping chaperone in "self-defense."
Amazing that this is only a 2-week suspension and that it can be scheduled so as not to interfere with his Davis Cup responsibilities.
Amazing that this is only a 2-week suspension and that it can be scheduled so as not to interfere with his Davis Cup responsibilities.
When my interests collide
September 7, 2025 at 6:50 AM
When my interests collide
Amazing Freudian slip here
September 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Amazing Freudian slip here
That Guy has been schooled at the
August 31, 2025 at 3:05 AM
That Guy has been schooled at the
the caption ... Sloane said I don't have a color because I look stunning in every color 😂
August 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
the caption ... Sloane said I don't have a color because I look stunning in every color 😂
please do yourself a favor and check out Taylor Townsend's recent IG post
August 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
please do yourself a favor and check out Taylor Townsend's recent IG post
Mind you, this "disrespectful" warmup didn't stop her from racing to a 3-0 lead where she basically couldn't miss
August 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Mind you, this "disrespectful" warmup didn't stop her from racing to a 3-0 lead where she basically couldn't miss
Two minutes ago from Ostapenko on IG
August 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Two minutes ago from Ostapenko on IG
Video of the drama at the end of the Townsend-Ostapenko match. Penko really tried it
August 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Video of the drama at the end of the Townsend-Ostapenko match. Penko really tried it
Rinderknech has so much fifth set momentum he has time to chill with the ball person
August 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Rinderknech has so much fifth set momentum he has time to chill with the ball person
Now she's sitting in the aisle, meanwhile there are free seats beside the woman she's talking to. Unreal
August 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Now she's sitting in the aisle, meanwhile there are free seats beside the woman she's talking to. Unreal
Full on conversation in the middle of the aisle during play for the last five mins. Garbage behaviour
August 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Full on conversation in the middle of the aisle during play for the last five mins. Garbage behaviour
No surprise that Grandstand is packed up for Fonseca-Machac.
Machac serving to stay in the first set.
Machac serving to stay in the first set.
August 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
No surprise that Grandstand is packed up for Fonseca-Machac.
Machac serving to stay in the first set.
Machac serving to stay in the first set.
FAA on court 17, one of the A's is for ally 🌈
August 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
FAA on court 17, one of the A's is for ally 🌈