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Cullen
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Cullen is just your 'average' kid from Earth! Aspiring hero. A SOUL of Integrity. May or may not be psychic. 💫

(22 year old writer.)
"Venom!"

Cullen hugged the big black muscular figure, happy to see him.

"I'm sorry, I don't have any chocolate right now..."
August 30, 2025 at 12:28 PM
//That shot of Freddy punching through the wooden door is so funny out of context, oh my gosh
August 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
//I found another one today! This is the third one I've found in my life. It was in the backyard this time, haha.
August 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
"Aww, dad!"

Cullen felt delighted to hear that.

He hugged the big koopa in response.

"Okay, I won't go anywhere then!"
August 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
//Well it was worth a shot
August 17, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Aww, why's that?"
August 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Now that Cullen got a good look inside and was settled on the couch, he smiled.

"No, no! It's perfect! Thank you, dad! I didn't know what to expect at first, but this seems like a nice place!"

He didn't need a fancy or glamorous home to be happy. It was who he was with that mattered to him.
August 7, 2025 at 10:20 AM
"It's Cullen!
Hm... Maybe I'm lost, maybe I'm not. I dunno if I should tell you, though. You ARE a stranger to me, after all..."

Coy little bugger.
August 5, 2025 at 9:14 AM
"Aah! You're a wolf! Don't eat me-!"
August 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Cullen quivered in the king's hand, seeing teeth bared and nostrils flaring.

"N-no! I just...w-wanted to bless you!"

How could he even get Holy water in a place like Hell in the first place?! Well... Evidently, Cullen couldn't have, unless he went against Satan's word.

Too bad he ran out of it.
July 23, 2025 at 6:45 AM
//My Azure Flute arrived this Monday! Here it is next to my Ocarina of Time lol.
July 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Cullen squinted his eyes shut in a happy expression as he received quite the ruffles. Such a proud son!

"Heehee, hey...!"

He took and reached up above himself to try and stop the big scaly hand.

"Not the hair...!"
June 30, 2025 at 10:56 AM
//I just got a physical copy of SM3DAS! It's a South Korean copy, but I didn't care because it was much cheaper to import. I got it for like $80. I already have the game digitally, but I wanted to have a second copy for my brother!

It can play in english regardless.
June 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"R-really?!"

Cullen was shocked to hear the buff hellhound considering this.

"I mean... I... I 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 like that..."

The kid certainly felt a lot more comfortable around someone like Vortex than the literal devil himself.
June 19, 2025 at 9:48 AM
The pats served to comfort the boy, him wiping away any pained tears.

"Yes, dad..."

Although Cullen grimaced at the thought of what he'd said.

A tiny red plumber getting smooshed beneath the koopa's big stomper...

"Y-you'd really do that?"
June 19, 2025 at 9:26 AM
"Owie...!"

Cullen whined when Bowser pinched him.

"That hurt...!"

But hey, at least he wasn't tiny anymore.

"I'm sorry, I didn't know that'd make me small!"

Good thing it wasn't a poison mushroom.
June 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
//My Switch 2 arrived on launch day while I was at work!! It arrived earlier than Nintendo said it would!
June 6, 2025 at 5:50 AM
"Who?? Me?? Nah..."
Cullen quietly giggled, smirking.

The child was always more of a dog person than a cat person, yet it was still surprising to see someone as imposing as Vortex wag their tail!

"Okay, maybe~"
The littlest finally admitted.

"Is it working-?"
May 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"Heehee... You're welcome!
And thank you, too...!"

Cullen reached up and scratched Vortex's snoot teasingly.
May 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"I 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 so! You're strong and kind... Like a dad should be!"
May 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"For what it's worth, I think you'd make a great dad!"
May 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"Yeah!"

Cullen bobbed his head up and down happily in agreement. He held onto Vortex in return for support.

"This mansion's way too overwhelming, anyway!"
May 12, 2025 at 10:16 AM
//Let's fricking go, I got the pre-order link for My Nintendo in my inbox an hour ago to get a Switch 2, Pro Controller, and Gamecube controller!
(RIP my wallet for a week)
May 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Just to prove he was truly over what happened, Cullen hugged the big hellhound.

"It's all good! That's what friends do! Plus, you're just too gosh darn fluffy to stay mad at, heehee."
May 7, 2025 at 10:05 AM
He was caught mid-yawn, which became a little gasp when he recognized the voice.

"Vortex! Heeeey...! I missed you..."

Cullen's words came out a bit slurred, but he was happy to see him again. His eyes were squinty.
May 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM