Fuckkkkk you're sexy

Goddamn you're fucking perfect man. You better have as many sluts as you want begging to service you every fucking day.

I considered that, but then realized I don't mind if some strange man needs to feel my ass, my dick and my balls through my clothes on front of an airport full of people

Now that's fucking beautiful man

You don't have a belly, not even slightly

I got free tickets to "the Columbus premiere" (oooooh) on Wednesday bc my husband is so insanely in love with Robbie Williams, and he's so worried about this aspect. I mean that monkey better have cute butt cheeks and be showing that shit off constantly

Look at that horse

Ciccone, Madonna is crackibg me up. "Well Madonna's her first name so that wouldn't make sense!"

Oh hell yeah that's a pretty dick