Glad I’m not new!

Guy thought he was spider man in a parking lot. Fuck these fascists.

We lost Izzy the curly one 6 years back, and Boots is 13, she’s still spry but it will break me when she passes

Time’s a dumb flat circle

I listen to @coolzonemedia.bsky.social pods while selling these bad boys. “Yeah whatever customer, just take the keys and drive, I’ve got genocides and cults to learn about. Buy it or don’t, just Leave me alone.” Some how that works. Thanks for the misery lol

I appreciate your hopefulness, but they live in a narrative shifting echo chamber. They could watch MAGA asshole rip food directly out of their hands and still blame the LIBRULS

Can’t wait!

I don’t feel like skating, I guess I’ll just die?

I guess. But still fuck AI

Abracadaver is a solid The Lawrence Arms song

I’m there with you. Fuck his billion, but shockingly appears to have integrity and gumption. I’ll take that over the spineless libs they keep feeding us.