Blobertholomew v3.0
@theblobert.bsky.social
US Navy Veteran Turkey, giblets nuclear engineer, stuffed exercise physiologist, gobble, gobble, gobbling up MAGAts.
From ShamWow to just plain Sham.
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
From ShamWow to just plain Sham.
We can all agree that the media continue to bamboozle themselves.
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
We can all agree that the media continue to bamboozle themselves.
In two weeks, right?
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
In two weeks, right?
The national average price of gasoline is $0.01 less than one year ago.
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The national average price of gasoline is $0.01 less than one year ago.
A great roasting retort is to remind elon about his mangled penis.
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
A great roasting retort is to remind elon about his mangled penis.
or you could take a picture of Sad Elon and tag it with “Who got a botched penis extension?”
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
or you could take a picture of Sad Elon and tag it with “Who got a botched penis extension?”
Trump is the lowlife.
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Trump is the lowlife.
Are those fucking yamulkas?
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Are those fucking yamulkas?
“I had to peel Newt off another waitress.”
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
“I had to peel Newt off another waitress.”
Valhalla don’t want those goofy eyes.
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Valhalla don’t want those goofy eyes.
”…an inferior person deserves…”
Let me stop you right there, bub.
Let me stop you right there, bub.
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
”…an inferior person deserves…”
Let me stop you right there, bub.
Let me stop you right there, bub.
Alt take: Screw this maga pos.
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Alt take: Screw this maga pos.
She’s safely safe safety safe.
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
She’s safely safe safety safe.
Soooooo glad they’re having such a great, first class experience on the taxpayer’s dime.
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Soooooo glad they’re having such a great, first class experience on the taxpayer’s dime.
Anna Perez needs to get out more.
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Anna Perez needs to get out more.
Will they be doing this safely?
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Will they be doing this safely?
“Sir, this is a McDonalds…”
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
“Sir, this is a McDonalds…”
Bill Cassidy must be so proud of himself.
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Bill Cassidy must be so proud of himself.
She’d have better luck launching her own crypto.
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
She’d have better luck launching her own crypto.