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theblindwoodchuck.com shares cautionary tales about woodland animals who don’t always play by the rules, which is kind of all of us, amirite?
Full disclosure: I am not a republican. Or a woodchuck.
Full disclosure: I am not a republican. Or a woodchuck.
The best thing about this whole mess has been the introduction to the public of the delightful literary phrase "a dog that hasn't barked." Not having read Sherlock Holmes, I had no idea what it meant.
So thank you Mr. Epstein (you pig), for encouraging us to become better readers of the classics!
So thank you Mr. Epstein (you pig), for encouraging us to become better readers of the classics!
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The best thing about this whole mess has been the introduction to the public of the delightful literary phrase "a dog that hasn't barked." Not having read Sherlock Holmes, I had no idea what it meant.
So thank you Mr. Epstein (you pig), for encouraging us to become better readers of the classics!
So thank you Mr. Epstein (you pig), for encouraging us to become better readers of the classics!
After the No Kings March, Trump posted an Ai generated video of himself in a plane dumping shit on protesters.
There may have been nothing we could do in response, but the woodchuck and her friends have a much more highly developed sense of revenge.
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There may have been nothing we could do in response, but the woodchuck and her friends have a much more highly developed sense of revenge.
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November 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
After the No Kings March, Trump posted an Ai generated video of himself in a plane dumping shit on protesters.
There may have been nothing we could do in response, but the woodchuck and her friends have a much more highly developed sense of revenge.
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There may have been nothing we could do in response, but the woodchuck and her friends have a much more highly developed sense of revenge.
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To all the Dems in despair:
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
To all the Dems in despair:
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October 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The woodchuck will be there. Will you? theblindwoodchuck.com
Q. Who is a bear's favorite author?
A. Salman Rushdie!
A little comic relief in the midst of these unbearable times:
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A. Salman Rushdie!
A little comic relief in the midst of these unbearable times:
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September 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Q. Who is a bear's favorite author?
A. Salman Rushdie!
A little comic relief in the midst of these unbearable times:
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A. Salman Rushdie!
A little comic relief in the midst of these unbearable times:
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All birthday parties are equal, but some are more equal than others.
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September 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
All birthday parties are equal, but some are more equal than others.
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August 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If you have to tell people you're not, you probably are.
Cult Classic
The woodchuck held the poultice against her jaw while she held her nose. The fragrant package was an expertly wrapped catalpa leaf filled with elderberries and herbs that was Cousin Shirley’s secre…
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July 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
If you have to tell people you're not, you probably are.
The pictures of the guests arriving in Venice for the Bezos/Sanchez wedding are definitive proof that microplastics are now present in every part of the body; this seems to affect primarily females of the species.
June 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The pictures of the guests arriving in Venice for the Bezos/Sanchez wedding are definitive proof that microplastics are now present in every part of the body; this seems to affect primarily females of the species.
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If I were to write a new homage to Dr. Seuss, it would be called "If IRAN the Zoo". My backyard is an Old Country Buffet for squirrels, and it feels like the USA is being run by chimps whose brains have been eaten by the ebola virus (no offense to monkeys).
If I were to write a new homage to Dr. Seuss, it would be called "If IRAN the Zoo". My backyard is an Old Country Buffet for squirrels, and it feels like the USA is being run by chimps whose brains have been eaten by the ebola virus (no offense to monkeys).
June 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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If I were to write a new homage to Dr. Seuss, it would be called "If IRAN the Zoo". My backyard is an Old Country Buffet for squirrels, and it feels like the USA is being run by chimps whose brains have been eaten by the ebola virus (no offense to monkeys).
If I were to write a new homage to Dr. Seuss, it would be called "If IRAN the Zoo". My backyard is an Old Country Buffet for squirrels, and it feels like the USA is being run by chimps whose brains have been eaten by the ebola virus (no offense to monkeys).
Man is in the forest. Or weasels, but it's sort of the same thing.
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June 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Man is in the forest. Or weasels, but it's sort of the same thing.
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June 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Everybody ready?
April 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Everybody ready?
The Blind Woodchuck might still be high, but she knows how important the Hands Off! March is. We are all woodchucks now.
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April 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The Blind Woodchuck might still be high, but she knows how important the Hands Off! March is. We are all woodchucks now.
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Even the woodland creatures are getting ready for the Economic Blackout tomorrow, although some a bit more reluctantly than others.
No comas Taco Bell
The woodchuck smoothed out the carefully preserved catalpa leaf and placed it on the sunny rock. The tree lost its leaves in one big clump in the fall and some of them were as big as beavers; after…
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February 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Even the woodland creatures are getting ready for the Economic Blackout tomorrow, although some a bit more reluctantly than others.
The woodchuck doesn't go to a lot of movies, but when she does, she always consults flicksthatmakemesick.com.
Things that make me sick besides flicks
Oscar Wilde wrote, “Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life.” And that will be the extent of Oscar content for the 2025 Academy Awards season, at least from this critic. Our country is in…
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February 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The woodchuck doesn't go to a lot of movies, but when she does, she always consults flicksthatmakemesick.com.
Just a little something to take your mind off of the last eleven days, which have contributed greatly to making this the longest month of January in the history of the world.
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January 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Just a little something to take your mind off of the last eleven days, which have contributed greatly to making this the longest month of January in the history of the world.
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If there was ever a time needed to shout around a pole, this is it. Happy Festivus to all who celebrate!
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December 20, 2024 at 5:44 PM
If there was ever a time needed to shout around a pole, this is it. Happy Festivus to all who celebrate!
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The woodchuck says hello as she cautiously pokes her head out of her burrow and stares at the deep blue sky. No sign of the Musk rat. She takes a deep breath and hopes the animals in this forest are not nazis.
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November 13, 2024 at 8:37 PM
The woodchuck says hello as she cautiously pokes her head out of her burrow and stares at the deep blue sky. No sign of the Musk rat. She takes a deep breath and hopes the animals in this forest are not nazis.
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