The ReSPRAYer :: Sat 6th Dec @ 12pm
@theblender.online
Playing things that you know, in ways you've never heard them before. Ex-student radio juggernaut now in the wild. 25 years on the brink of disaster. Definitely not a robot.
Archives @ mixcloud.com/theblenderonline
Discord @ join.theblender.online
Archives @ mixcloud.com/theblenderonline
Discord @ join.theblender.online
See?! We are relevant. And irreverent.
December 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
See?! We are relevant. And irreverent.
As we stagger back into view due to a complex month of context, The Blender finally resurfaces for a long afternoon of the first record we ever remember, for our apparently-annual album listen-a-long for 2025.
Of course, it's probably not that good, but what did you expect?
Of course, it's probably not that good, but what did you expect?
November 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
As we stagger back into view due to a complex month of context, The Blender finally resurfaces for a long afternoon of the first record we ever remember, for our apparently-annual album listen-a-long for 2025.
Of course, it's probably not that good, but what did you expect?
Of course, it's probably not that good, but what did you expect?
Rumours that we are unable to spell our own name are entirely unfounded.
In unrelated news, join our Discord at join.theblender.online and ruin our show in real-time!
In unrelated news, join our Discord at join.theblender.online and ruin our show in real-time!
September 27, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Rumours that we are unable to spell our own name are entirely unfounded.
In unrelated news, join our Discord at join.theblender.online and ruin our show in real-time!
In unrelated news, join our Discord at join.theblender.online and ruin our show in real-time!
Tell the world! Around this time 25 years ago, The Blender foisted itself upon the world, and we've barely been away since (minus that small 18-year gap)!
To celebrate, we're playing Almost Everything We've Ever Made, including old - and new! - stuff we've never played before!
Saturday @ 12!
To celebrate, we're playing Almost Everything We've Ever Made, including old - and new! - stuff we've never played before!
Saturday @ 12!
September 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Tell the world! Around this time 25 years ago, The Blender foisted itself upon the world, and we've barely been away since (minus that small 18-year gap)!
To celebrate, we're playing Almost Everything We've Ever Made, including old - and new! - stuff we've never played before!
Saturday @ 12!
To celebrate, we're playing Almost Everything We've Ever Made, including old - and new! - stuff we've never played before!
Saturday @ 12!
They said it would never happen, but tragically it has! Join us to brighten your Bank Holiday Sunday with our Long Hot Summer, with:
Long Hot Plays (and/or Health Warnings)!
2 NEW mashups!
An exclusive!
Secret news!
The Blender's Summer Holidays!
...and more!
12pm : listento.theblender.online
Long Hot Plays (and/or Health Warnings)!
2 NEW mashups!
An exclusive!
Secret news!
The Blender's Summer Holidays!
...and more!
12pm : listento.theblender.online
August 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
They said it would never happen, but tragically it has! Join us to brighten your Bank Holiday Sunday with our Long Hot Summer, with:
Long Hot Plays (and/or Health Warnings)!
2 NEW mashups!
An exclusive!
Secret news!
The Blender's Summer Holidays!
...and more!
12pm : listento.theblender.online
Long Hot Plays (and/or Health Warnings)!
2 NEW mashups!
An exclusive!
Secret news!
The Blender's Summer Holidays!
...and more!
12pm : listento.theblender.online
Tomorrow (Saturday)! 11am!
An unprepared 2 hours of online audio with anything we can scoop up off the floor in real-time.
However, we do have an Extended Health Warning, and maybe a new mashup if it's done in time.
listento.theblender.online from 10:45-ish for some chillout/panic
An unprepared 2 hours of online audio with anything we can scoop up off the floor in real-time.
However, we do have an Extended Health Warning, and maybe a new mashup if it's done in time.
listento.theblender.online from 10:45-ish for some chillout/panic
May 23, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Tomorrow (Saturday)! 11am!
An unprepared 2 hours of online audio with anything we can scoop up off the floor in real-time.
However, we do have an Extended Health Warning, and maybe a new mashup if it's done in time.
listento.theblender.online from 10:45-ish for some chillout/panic
An unprepared 2 hours of online audio with anything we can scoop up off the floor in real-time.
However, we do have an Extended Health Warning, and maybe a new mashup if it's done in time.
listento.theblender.online from 10:45-ish for some chillout/panic
There is no Mixcloud link for our Water Music '25 show because it's apparently been banned for containing The Aqua Megamix due to an understandable yet ridiculous, inconsistently-applied copyright rule.
Should you wish to listen again, come find us in Discord or DM us. Cheers!
Should you wish to listen again, come find us in Discord or DM us. Cheers!
May 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
There is no Mixcloud link for our Water Music '25 show because it's apparently been banned for containing The Aqua Megamix due to an understandable yet ridiculous, inconsistently-applied copyright rule.
Should you wish to listen again, come find us in Discord or DM us. Cheers!
Should you wish to listen again, come find us in Discord or DM us. Cheers!
WE ARE BACK!
After fits and starts we are back with a love-letter of sorts to our previous 4 years of voyages across the audio archipelagos.
All the best tunes from before, this time at the right volume.
Also contains our first full-length mashup, and The Shipping Forecasts.
Saturday: 12pm UK.
After fits and starts we are back with a love-letter of sorts to our previous 4 years of voyages across the audio archipelagos.
All the best tunes from before, this time at the right volume.
Also contains our first full-length mashup, and The Shipping Forecasts.
Saturday: 12pm UK.
May 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
WE ARE BACK!
After fits and starts we are back with a love-letter of sorts to our previous 4 years of voyages across the audio archipelagos.
All the best tunes from before, this time at the right volume.
Also contains our first full-length mashup, and The Shipping Forecasts.
Saturday: 12pm UK.
After fits and starts we are back with a love-letter of sorts to our previous 4 years of voyages across the audio archipelagos.
All the best tunes from before, this time at the right volume.
Also contains our first full-length mashup, and The Shipping Forecasts.
Saturday: 12pm UK.
We completely agree with the assessment that we are happening.
As is The Blender Marches on, in only fifty minutes time!
listento.theblender.online from 12pm!
As is The Blender Marches on, in only fifty minutes time!
listento.theblender.online from 12pm!
March 30, 2025 at 10:11 AM
We completely agree with the assessment that we are happening.
As is The Blender Marches on, in only fifty minutes time!
listento.theblender.online from 12pm!
As is The Blender Marches on, in only fifty minutes time!
listento.theblender.online from 12pm!
We are BACK today from 12pm with a rousing collection of tunes since we were out all day and night and have had almost no sleep.
So, we threw this all together this morning and there's a NEW mashup from us to boot!
listento.theblender.online from 12pm or 11:30am for the secret Executive Lounge!
So, we threw this all together this morning and there's a NEW mashup from us to boot!
listento.theblender.online from 12pm or 11:30am for the secret Executive Lounge!
March 30, 2025 at 9:19 AM
We are BACK today from 12pm with a rousing collection of tunes since we were out all day and night and have had almost no sleep.
So, we threw this all together this morning and there's a NEW mashup from us to boot!
listento.theblender.online from 12pm or 11:30am for the secret Executive Lounge!
So, we threw this all together this morning and there's a NEW mashup from us to boot!
listento.theblender.online from 12pm or 11:30am for the secret Executive Lounge!
This Sunday! 12pm! It's us, again!
We've been hella busy so we're just going to throw together a quick couple of hours to keep our hand in, with some bits we've not been able to fit in from previous shows, and stuff that's crossed our ears during the month that we think you "might" like.
We've been hella busy so we're just going to throw together a quick couple of hours to keep our hand in, with some bits we've not been able to fit in from previous shows, and stuff that's crossed our ears during the month that we think you "might" like.
March 28, 2025 at 9:45 AM
This Sunday! 12pm! It's us, again!
We've been hella busy so we're just going to throw together a quick couple of hours to keep our hand in, with some bits we've not been able to fit in from previous shows, and stuff that's crossed our ears during the month that we think you "might" like.
We've been hella busy so we're just going to throw together a quick couple of hours to keep our hand in, with some bits we've not been able to fit in from previous shows, and stuff that's crossed our ears during the month that we think you "might" like.
Further Internet accolades bestowed upon us by The Mixcloud Algorithm:
March 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Further Internet accolades bestowed upon us by The Mixcloud Algorithm:
Good lord!
Make sure you give it a listen at www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon... and perhaps we have a shot at the coveted No. 1 spot we've so longed for*.
#TheBlender25
*Haven't thought about in ages
Make sure you give it a listen at www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon... and perhaps we have a shot at the coveted No. 1 spot we've so longed for*.
#TheBlender25
*Haven't thought about in ages
March 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Good lord!
Make sure you give it a listen at www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon... and perhaps we have a shot at the coveted No. 1 spot we've so longed for*.
#TheBlender25
*Haven't thought about in ages
Make sure you give it a listen at www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon... and perhaps we have a shot at the coveted No. 1 spot we've so longed for*.
#TheBlender25
*Haven't thought about in ages
Are you cool?
Are you fun?
Want to be *cooler* and *funner*?
Of course you do!
Well! Only the coolest and funnest people sport The Blender's merch, as expertly modelled by the laptop below.
Provided at cost price to our bewildered listeners at shop.theblender.online amongst T-shirts and more.
Are you fun?
Want to be *cooler* and *funner*?
Of course you do!
Well! Only the coolest and funnest people sport The Blender's merch, as expertly modelled by the laptop below.
Provided at cost price to our bewildered listeners at shop.theblender.online amongst T-shirts and more.
March 1, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Are you cool?
Are you fun?
Want to be *cooler* and *funner*?
Of course you do!
Well! Only the coolest and funnest people sport The Blender's merch, as expertly modelled by the laptop below.
Provided at cost price to our bewildered listeners at shop.theblender.online amongst T-shirts and more.
Are you fun?
Want to be *cooler* and *funner*?
Of course you do!
Well! Only the coolest and funnest people sport The Blender's merch, as expertly modelled by the laptop below.
Provided at cost price to our bewildered listeners at shop.theblender.online amongst T-shirts and more.
Today! 12pm! We return!
Pop, remixes, mashups, covers and all of the stuff you remember The Blender for - just, well: again!
- Ex-exclusives!
- The Blender's Health Warnings!
- Diversions!
- Extended Plays!
- Stone Cold Bangers!
Requests welcome!
listento.theblender.online from 11:30!
Pop, remixes, mashups, covers and all of the stuff you remember The Blender for - just, well: again!
- Ex-exclusives!
- The Blender's Health Warnings!
- Diversions!
- Extended Plays!
- Stone Cold Bangers!
Requests welcome!
listento.theblender.online from 11:30!
March 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Today! 12pm! We return!
Pop, remixes, mashups, covers and all of the stuff you remember The Blender for - just, well: again!
- Ex-exclusives!
- The Blender's Health Warnings!
- Diversions!
- Extended Plays!
- Stone Cold Bangers!
Requests welcome!
listento.theblender.online from 11:30!
Pop, remixes, mashups, covers and all of the stuff you remember The Blender for - just, well: again!
- Ex-exclusives!
- The Blender's Health Warnings!
- Diversions!
- Extended Plays!
- Stone Cold Bangers!
Requests welcome!
listento.theblender.online from 11:30!
February 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Good morning, Internets! Today's the day when Xmas With The SPR4Yer is hitting the airwaves.
As luck would(n't) have it, we've woken up with an itchy throat so we might play you a request if you can recommend a remedy.
New music! New mashups! Spray! Xmas!
from 12pm @ listento.theblender.online
As luck would(n't) have it, we've woken up with an itchy throat so we might play you a request if you can recommend a remedy.
New music! New mashups! Spray! Xmas!
from 12pm @ listento.theblender.online
December 14, 2024 at 8:42 AM
Good morning, Internets! Today's the day when Xmas With The SPR4Yer is hitting the airwaves.
As luck would(n't) have it, we've woken up with an itchy throat so we might play you a request if you can recommend a remedy.
New music! New mashups! Spray! Xmas!
from 12pm @ listento.theblender.online
As luck would(n't) have it, we've woken up with an itchy throat so we might play you a request if you can recommend a remedy.
New music! New mashups! Spray! Xmas!
from 12pm @ listento.theblender.online
December 13, 2024 at 3:17 PM
🎄The SPRAYdvent Calendar🎄
🌟1 Day To Go! 🌟
Right at the top of the tree, an Xmas present for everyone from @spraypopmusic.com themselves - it's a NEW SONG from Spray! 🎶🎶
Tune in from Saturday at around 12pm for everything in our SPRAYdvent Calendar and more on Xmas With The SPR4Yer!
🌟1 Day To Go! 🌟
Right at the top of the tree, an Xmas present for everyone from @spraypopmusic.com themselves - it's a NEW SONG from Spray! 🎶🎶
Tune in from Saturday at around 12pm for everything in our SPRAYdvent Calendar and more on Xmas With The SPR4Yer!
December 13, 2024 at 12:58 PM
🎄The SPRAYdvent Calendar🎄
🌟1 Day To Go! 🌟
Right at the top of the tree, an Xmas present for everyone from @spraypopmusic.com themselves - it's a NEW SONG from Spray! 🎶🎶
Tune in from Saturday at around 12pm for everything in our SPRAYdvent Calendar and more on Xmas With The SPR4Yer!
🌟1 Day To Go! 🌟
Right at the top of the tree, an Xmas present for everyone from @spraypopmusic.com themselves - it's a NEW SONG from Spray! 🎶🎶
Tune in from Saturday at around 12pm for everything in our SPRAYdvent Calendar and more on Xmas With The SPR4Yer!
SIX DAYS until the last Blender of 2024 and also before we move into our 25th year.
Maybe if we increase the speed of everything by 10% everything will fit? Who knows. Look out from tomorrow as open the SPRAYdvent Calendar to find out what you can look forward to!
Sat Dec 14th :: 12pm- be there!
Maybe if we increase the speed of everything by 10% everything will fit? Who knows. Look out from tomorrow as open the SPRAYdvent Calendar to find out what you can look forward to!
Sat Dec 14th :: 12pm- be there!
December 8, 2024 at 4:24 PM
SIX DAYS until the last Blender of 2024 and also before we move into our 25th year.
Maybe if we increase the speed of everything by 10% everything will fit? Who knows. Look out from tomorrow as open the SPRAYdvent Calendar to find out what you can look forward to!
Sat Dec 14th :: 12pm- be there!
Maybe if we increase the speed of everything by 10% everything will fit? Who knows. Look out from tomorrow as open the SPRAYdvent Calendar to find out what you can look forward to!
Sat Dec 14th :: 12pm- be there!
SEVEN DAYS until this year's final Blender of the year, and it's a mashup of our annual The SPRAYer and Xmas shows, because we are *so* meta. (And disorganised.)
We'd love your requests! There's a fairly good chance of us playing them, too, otherwise you'll have to put up with what we pick...
We'd love your requests! There's a fairly good chance of us playing them, too, otherwise you'll have to put up with what we pick...
December 7, 2024 at 5:46 PM
SEVEN DAYS until this year's final Blender of the year, and it's a mashup of our annual The SPRAYer and Xmas shows, because we are *so* meta. (And disorganised.)
We'd love your requests! There's a fairly good chance of us playing them, too, otherwise you'll have to put up with what we pick...
We'd love your requests! There's a fairly good chance of us playing them, too, otherwise you'll have to put up with what we pick...
Good lord. FINALLY
December 6, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Good lord. FINALLY
Hnnnnnnngh
December 6, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Hnnnnnnngh