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theblackdarkman.bsky.social
Da Blek Dirkman
@theblackdarkman.bsky.social
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He/Him. Free Palestine. Fuck Trump. Fuck the DNC. Be kind to those who deserve kindness.
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November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Happy Halloween y'all
October 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Yeah, but
October 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Imagine showing this to an early 20th century "Gynecologist"
A box of Vick's VapoShower. It claims to have "Max Vapors" and 40% "More Vapors*"
September 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Little Shop of Horrors is One of my favorite movies.
September 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Orc Stomp 2025 is roaring and ready to go!!
August 1, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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Here's our first haul. I went out expecting like one guy and found this
July 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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🤔
June 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Love me some STERN KAB
June 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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June 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Easter throwback at grannies. If you know you know
April 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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He's these guys but unironically:
Rob and Malcom from Nostalgia critic in a recurring skit where two out of touch media execs ignore audience and public feedback in favor of chart data
April 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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NASDAQ:
April 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Screenshot of me returning to 30+ ominous notifications that I have not checked yet. Comedy genius Tim Robinson saying he didn't fucking do shit, representing the fact that I too, didn't fucking do shit, especially not to receive 30+ notifications. Did I accidentally become the main character?
April 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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But:
March 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Onions back at Costco.

America is healing.
March 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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"For a spell"
Picture of the Inglorious Basterds meme of the 3 finger gesture. Midwesterners do not use the turn of phrase "for a spell", typically a southern idiom, implying that the OP is a fraud .
March 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Picture of Hitmonchan Pokemon trading card from new Shining Revelry set. Can't tell if he is running away or dancing. Very little Hitmonchanning is happening in the picture. Gif of NBA coach Doc Rivers. It's zooming in on his frozen face of complete and utter confusion/amazement.
March 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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March 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Picture of Doom Guy from Doom fighting demons. The caption says the following: David Ayer, After Gaining access to a time machine: WHERE IS JOSÉ URREA!?!?! The implication is that he hates Mexicans and what they did at The Alamo.
November 29, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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Not my best work but here's this year's banking design for Thanksgiving dinner:
November 28, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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"There's a family in our driveway."

The family:
October 27, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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The consolation for having all of these fucking companies allow my personal information get leaked is I get one of these texts a month:
Phishing scammer texting me claiming to look for someone who isn't me with a photo of an attractive woman. Their "Name" is Vivi, similar to the character from Final Fantasy 9 and I excitedly acknowledge that fact.
October 22, 2024 at 11:32 PM