Randy Ramos
@thebitdot.bsky.social
Sharp social & political satire that skewers the headlines and holds unhinged power accountable. Shocking, provoking, and wildly irreverent.
God will carry out a “cosmic reset” of Earth and destroy all human civilization with a series of extinction-level Signal app SMS.
April 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
God will carry out a “cosmic reset” of Earth and destroy all human civilization with a series of extinction-level Signal app SMS.
Fascist Barbie's border rants hilariously backfire when she can't even keep her OWN handbag secure!
April 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Fascist Barbie's border rants hilariously backfire when she can't even keep her OWN handbag secure!
Embrace the smoky eye, JD. It's smoky, it's sassy, it's funny as hell.😘
April 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Embrace the smoky eye, JD. It's smoky, it's sassy, it's funny as hell.😘
Defense Secretary's an OPSEC nightmare. Homeland Security's been robbed. FBI Director's a groupie. This week's DC drama is so absurd, you'll laugh 'til you cry. Subscribe! thebitdot.substack.com
The Un-Hinged | Randy Ramos | Substack
"The Un-Hinged," offering a funny and slightly off-kilter view of Trumpism. Click to read The Un-Hinged, by Randy Ramos, a Substack publication. Launched 7 days ago.
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April 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Defense Secretary's an OPSEC nightmare. Homeland Security's been robbed. FBI Director's a groupie. This week's DC drama is so absurd, you'll laugh 'til you cry. Subscribe! thebitdot.substack.com
BREAKING NEWS: Trump to attend Pope Francis's funeral. Congress suggests he becomes the new Pope.
April 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Trump to attend Pope Francis's funeral. Congress suggests he becomes the new Pope.
Judging the next Pope! Will they/them be "woke" enough? From climate change to social justice, we "humorously" analyze the requirements for the next pontiff at thebitdot.substack.com
The Un-Hinged | Randy Ramos | Substack
"The Un-Hinged," offering a funny and slightly off-kilter view of Trumpism. Click to read The Un-Hinged, by Randy Ramos, a Substack publication. Launched 7 days ago.
thebitdot.substack.com
April 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Judging the next Pope! Will they/them be "woke" enough? From climate change to social justice, we "humorously" analyze the requirements for the next pontiff at thebitdot.substack.com
Escape MAGA madness and Trump antics! Flee from alt-right extremists and ICE. This cringe-free country guide reveals lands liberated from crypto-fascist and far-right lunacy. Get ready for a healthy dose of dark humor at thebitdot.substack.com
The Un-Hinged | Randy Ramos | Substack
"The Un-Hinged," offering a funny and slightly off-kilter view of Trumpism. Click to read The Un-Hinged, by Randy Ramos, a Substack publication. Launched 7 days ago.
thebitdot.substack.com
April 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Escape MAGA madness and Trump antics! Flee from alt-right extremists and ICE. This cringe-free country guide reveals lands liberated from crypto-fascist and far-right lunacy. Get ready for a healthy dose of dark humor at thebitdot.substack.com
MAGA cult hunts for new SecDef amidst a second Signal chat leak exposed their true intentions.
April 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
MAGA cult hunts for new SecDef amidst a second Signal chat leak exposed their true intentions.
New Defense Secretary sought by White House. Tensions rise as hunt for new Pentagon MAGA cult leader begins.
April 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
New Defense Secretary sought by White House. Tensions rise as hunt for new Pentagon MAGA cult leader begins.
"Shocking' news: ICE agents teach line dancing at Rikers Island. Unconventional initiative promotes teamwork, discipline, and community in prison.
April 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
"Shocking' news: ICE agents teach line dancing at Rikers Island. Unconventional initiative promotes teamwork, discipline, and community in prison.
BREAKING: ICE descends upon Rikers Island, because what's a little more bureaucracy among friends? Stay tuned for a satirical takedown at thebitdot.substack.com
The Un-Hinged | Randy Ramos | Substack
"The Un-Hinged," offering a funny and slightly off-kilter view of Trumpism. Click to read The Un-Hinged, by Randy Ramos, a Substack publication. Launched 7 days ago.
thebitdot.substack.com
April 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
BREAKING: ICE descends upon Rikers Island, because what's a little more bureaucracy among friends? Stay tuned for a satirical takedown at thebitdot.substack.com
Escape ICE. Find your perfect, worry-free vacation spot today. Book safe & welcoming countries now.🌍
April 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Escape ICE. Find your perfect, worry-free vacation spot today. Book safe & welcoming countries now.🌍
SHOCKING! The Lord has Risen as Pope Francis is "released."
April 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
SHOCKING! The Lord has Risen as Pope Francis is "released."
BREAKING: Vatican leaks new Pope pick via Signal!
April 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
BREAKING: Vatican leaks new Pope pick via Signal!
Word is, the next diplomatic mission to try and thaw relations with Díaz-Canel involves a banjo, a jar of "apple pie," and a translator fluent in both Russian and backwoods vernacular.
April 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Word is, the next diplomatic mission to try and thaw relations with Díaz-Canel involves a banjo, a jar of "apple pie," and a translator fluent in both Russian and backwoods vernacular.
BREAKING: Local Theologian Unveils Shocking Revelation: The "Hillbilly" is the Antichrist!
April 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
BREAKING: Local Theologian Unveils Shocking Revelation: The "Hillbilly" is the Antichrist!
Nuns gather in prayer at St. Peter's Square after Pope Francis's death. Our humorous take on the contrast between grief and faith. Credit: Photo by Alberto Pizzoli/AFP. (4-22-25)
April 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Nuns gather in prayer at St. Peter's Square after Pope Francis's death. Our humorous take on the contrast between grief and faith. Credit: Photo by Alberto Pizzoli/AFP. (4-22-25)
Ex-Pentagon official warns Pete Hegseth's power as MAGA SECDEF is threatened by internal chaos & backstabbing. Can the Fox News host survive? Our analysis at thebitdot.substack.com (4-21-25).
The Un-Hinged | Randy Ramos | Substack
"The Un-Hinged," offering a funny and slightly off-kilter view of Trumpism. Click to read The Un-Hinged, by Randy Ramos, a Substack publication. Launched 7 days ago.
thebitdot.substack.com
April 21, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Ex-Pentagon official warns Pete Hegseth's power as MAGA SECDEF is threatened by internal chaos & backstabbing. Can the Fox News host survive? Our analysis at thebitdot.substack.com (4-21-25).
The world is left reeling as news spread of Francis's passing. The 95-year-old Pontiff's death came as an unexpected shock to the devout and secular alike. Join @thebitdot.substack.com for a scathing satirical sendoff as we bid a not-so-fond farewell to the man who rocked the holy see.
April 21, 2025 at 9:14 AM
The world is left reeling as news spread of Francis's passing. The 95-year-old Pontiff's death came as an unexpected shock to the devout and secular alike. Join @thebitdot.substack.com for a scathing satirical sendoff as we bid a not-so-fond farewell to the man who rocked the holy see.
Join us for a satirical dive into Trump's WHOPPING 145% tariff on planet KGB-K12. Discover the hilariously absurd details of this intergalactic trade war on thebitdot@substack.com.
April 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Join us for a satirical dive into Trump's WHOPPING 145% tariff on planet KGB-K12. Discover the hilariously absurd details of this intergalactic trade war on thebitdot@substack.com.
Explore the not-so satirical take on political overreach in 'The Alarming Prospect of Deporting American Citizens: A Threat to Democracy.' from thebitdot.substack.com. Is this fictional dictatorship closer to reality than we think? Read now.
The Un-Hinged | Randy Ramos | Substack
"The Un-Hinged," offering a funny and slightly off-kilter view of Trumpism. Click to read The Un-Hinged, by Randy Ramos, a Substack publication. Launched 10 hours ago.
thebitdot.substack.com
April 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Explore the not-so satirical take on political overreach in 'The Alarming Prospect of Deporting American Citizens: A Threat to Democracy.' from thebitdot.substack.com. Is this fictional dictatorship closer to reality than we think? Read now.
Americans love manufacturing's impact (80% agree!), but few want factory jobs (only 25%). What's the disconnect? Find a satirical take on this surprising poll @thebitdot@substack.com.
April 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Americans love manufacturing's impact (80% agree!), but few want factory jobs (only 25%). What's the disconnect? Find a satirical take on this surprising poll @thebitdot@substack.com.
Explore the "art" of disastrous deals! A satirical look at how Xi Jinping seemingly outmaneuvered Trump in the US-China tariff war. Was it strategy or a stumble? on thebitdot@substack.com.
April 14, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Explore the "art" of disastrous deals! A satirical look at how Xi Jinping seemingly outmaneuvered Trump in the US-China tariff war. Was it strategy or a stumble? on thebitdot@substack.com.
Bukele's "Maximum Security" plan goes into overdrive! Will the White House embrace his unique approach? Satirical take on thebitdot@substack.com.
April 14, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Bukele's "Maximum Security" plan goes into overdrive! Will the White House embrace his unique approach? Satirical take on thebitdot@substack.com.
Breaking: RFK Jr. claims measles immunity possible via Taylor Swift concert exposure. Get the latest on this controversial statement and its implications on thebitdot@substack.com.🤣
April 14, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Breaking: RFK Jr. claims measles immunity possible via Taylor Swift concert exposure. Get the latest on this controversial statement and its implications on thebitdot@substack.com.🤣