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BitchyFairy
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Still grouchy.
He made his blankies lumpy, and now he is le sad
October 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Main fossil/rock shelf with some book overflow from the main bookshelf. I could fit so many more rocks in this shelf.
July 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Post a dog you would fight a bear for
July 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My dad, when I was a teenager: Everything you listen to is about sex!

Meanwhile, my dad's music:
July 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Timeline cleanse: Our inseparable dogs being happy, sleepy, and cuddly on the ride back home from camping
June 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Otis naps usually look like a crime scene at first glance
June 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The best part of Goethe's masterpiece is the bit where Faust pauses while summoning a demon to bitch about having too much crap in his attic
June 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
For YEARS this begonia was a dramatic little bitch. Turned out, all it needed to be happy was COMPLETELY THE WRONG CONDITIONS
May 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Here's an extremely cute ball cactus, Pediocarpus simpsonii, we documented
May 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Today I got my obligatory plant ecologist's sunburn tramp stamp. Summer is officially here.
May 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Fieldwork is all fun and games until you're trying to key out yet another goddamned vetch from a list of hundreds in 40 mph winds with a hailstorm rolling in
May 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The face of a dog who came inside from sunning himself on the deck just to rip a rancid fart in our bedroom
May 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Very important conversation with my bff
April 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
This fellow thinks himself a big, tough, mighty hunter until it gets down below 60 degrees, or his blankie is lumpy, or it's too windy, or the neighbor's puppy jumps on him
October 25, 2024 at 4:09 AM
help
September 11, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Found a new trick for managing my leash reactive dog. I just scratch the spot on his chest that makes him kick so hard he falls over. Totally deactivates him. Problem solved.
July 17, 2024 at 3:07 PM
When you're tuckered out from being an asshole all night long
June 21, 2024 at 2:43 PM
The sleepiest Otis
May 19, 2024 at 5:27 PM
TB to five years ago today when I put him in the laundry room for an hour so I could mop the rest of the house, and completely shattered his world.
May 7, 2024 at 3:50 PM
These targeted ads are getting a little *too* targeted
April 21, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Dog tax!
February 29, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Only reason to ever use the High Importance flag, imo
January 31, 2024 at 5:20 PM
None of the thousands of 'why your dog does this' sites can tell me why this meathead will stare off into space for 35 minutes, turn and lick a random object on the coffee table, and then sit there looking offended
January 27, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Otis got a bath today. He keeps coming back into the bathroom while I'm cleaning up the mess to stare at me like he can't believe what just happened to him.
January 21, 2024 at 9:25 PM
My bf is Padme
January 18, 2024 at 7:14 PM