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The weird Canada one is covered in thin gravy and hockey players.

Totally inedible

The worst part is that he lifted this sales pitch from the guy in the 1600s who developed the ‘cannon ball with ankle chain’.

Word for Word, line for line, plagiarism. Shameful.

He’s courting the juggalo vote

It’s savvy voter strategy.

Thank God it wasn't a panini or a wrap.

The officer would be on disability.

Pure. Class.

The most Douche-Bro ride ever

A friendly reminder that the same folks who hate black people, gay people, brown people, and Chinese people are also pretty likely to hate Jewish people.

This is how I best know you - As the 'Maize Guy' voice.

I understand you also do a radio show or something? I honestly hope it's as successful, popular, and long-lived and the maize guy voice thing.

That's exactly the kind of thing a secret Muslim would do...

Efficient markets have nothing to do with this - People who look at Tesla have long not understood how that company with those sales and trendlines can have the P/E ratio that it does

Tesla is a memestock and decoupled from any rational sense

Guy sure is trying hard to sell his book

This is also Alfred E Newman fell from grace.

Those who don’t learn from history, Yadda yadda yadda

He sounds old as hell.