The most American thing ever to ban tiktok before banning AR15s.

Say hello to Buddy. The cat that ate a $2 flip-flop and then put me in debt for the next couple of years for that emergency room visit. But he's worth it.
I rescued him from my backyard last year. I have no idea where he came from. But he's that cat that loves everyone.

The Genesis Cruiser. 23 lbs, carbon fork, Magic Motorcycle cranks, long wheelbase, thousands of miles over 15 years.
My signature bike.
All customizing by me.
If you like I can customize for you too.

This is the 15 year evolution of my cruiser. It started as a 35 lb Walmart bike. Now it's pink and down to 23 lbs. (a weight loss I will never achieve.)

Alas, not pink, so not as fast. But vintage Yo Eddy/Team Fat Chance. If you know, you know.
Customizing by me.

Is your bike not fast enough? Just add pink.
Just like this Titanium Basso mountain bike I built. It goes 100mph. Really. Fact-check it.

Honeybear, Missy and Panther. The girls. 3 of my 6 rescue cats.

I took this sad rusty 1973 Raleigh frame and turned it into this.

Canvases.