The Big Sartorialist
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The Big Sartorialist
@thebigsartorialist.bsky.social
The Papa Bear of Men's Fashion A) Dressing well and being a large man are not incompatible B) Dressing well and being a large man is not all about slimming
Old man overheard grumbling that the trains never ran this late in the last 20’s. #Newyork #newyorkfashion
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
6 year old: “Excuse me, are… are you Santa?”
Me: “Shhh. You want to stay on the nice list keep it on the down low, I’m in disguise here”. #Newyork #newyorkfashion #santa #christmasinnewyork
November 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Nothing worse than when the reindeer go on a bender and your left taking the train to town… #newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
When the kids go to watch the parade balloons be inflated but only find an overdressed roundish guy who could barely float in a pool… #newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Chancing out NYC pre-holidays. Oh my… I’m gonna need a bigger naughty book
#Newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
When you over striped and bent the spacetime continuum again. Apologies to anyone who got off the train on a different timeline. Mea Culpa.
#newyork #newyorkfashion
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
After living in multiple cities now, I’ve decided all architects in the 60s and 70s must have been stoned out of their minds as their cement behemoths clash with my outfits (and sensibilities). #Newyork #newyorkfashion
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Every Who down in Who-ville, the tall and the small,
Was outside! Without any suits at all!
He HADN'T stopped Casual Friday from coming!
IT CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!
#Newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Deep Thoughts: If a Sartorialist goes outside and no one sees him, is he even dressed?
#Newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
“Hey! I know you! You’re REAL?!? I thought you were AI!”
”Nope. Artificial sure. The intelligence is questionable”
#Newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
People:
Me: Lord I hate it when people prove my therapist right!
#Newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
November 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Disguising himself as various engines, in his older years Thomas stalked the Fat Controller mercilessly until the infamous “derailing” incident
#Newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
A nice sunset or is it simply a reflection off my tie? We will never know
#Mensfashion #mensfashionblogger #ootdmen #dandy #bigandtallfashion
November 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
When you realize the only marathons you’d ever win, if if they have one for how long you can wear a tie for…
#Newyork #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
November 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
October 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
A biggus Sartorialis, here in his natural urban habitat, prepares for winter by stalking his favorite prey: vodka martinis and oddly pretentious snack mixes at oak paneled bars
#newyork #newyorkfashion #centralpark #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
October 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
“I hope you fall off and go BOOP on the ground”
”Don’t you know anything? Bumbles BOUNCE!”
#Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
October 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
You look like Henry VIII
Boy, you wear one pinstriped codpiece and your pegged for life!
#Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
September 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
When you’ve skipped 7 trains insisting on waiting for the train with the wood panelling and compartments to come along but you’re starting to worry you may never get out of here…
#Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
September 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Sam The Snowman seen on recent trains doing Santa recon… you better be good, you better dress nice…
#Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
September 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
“Are you going to dinner like that?”
”Dinner? In casual daywear? Are you mad?”
#Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
September 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
It is said that the Ghost of Mister French still haunts NYC… forever searching for Buffy, Jody, and other random people with the WASPiest names you could imagine
#newyorkcity #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
September 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
When the building and your wardrobe have the same foundation year…
#Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
September 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I’m increasingly concerned this is not a sleeper train despite everyone being in pajamas…
#Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
September 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
“They make you work on Labor Day?”
”Work? I’m not even in pinstripes!?!?”
#Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
September 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM