I’ve lost control of my daughter, all she cares about is catnip and hoes
December 31, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I’ve lost control of my daughter, all she cares about is catnip and hoes
Saw a lady post a pic of a burger on insta with caption “first time having lunch” what do you mean first time having lunch
December 31, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Saw a lady post a pic of a burger on insta with caption “first time having lunch” what do you mean first time having lunch
Yeastibles
Mr Beasts bread making kit
December 31, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Yeastibles
Mr Beasts bread making kit
December 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Mr Beasts bread making kit
“If it’s a penis it comes out like spaghetti..”
“What are you talking about?”
“When you squirt to hard and squirt your whole brain out”
“What are you talking about?”
“When you squirt to hard and squirt your whole brain out”
December 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
“If it’s a penis it comes out like spaghetti..”
“What are you talking about?”
“When you squirt to hard and squirt your whole brain out”
“What are you talking about?”
“When you squirt to hard and squirt your whole brain out”
Message from gay Santa:
December 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Message from gay Santa:
Lady said “Thank you kindly” to me today I think she has an uchikatana in her inventory
December 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Lady said “Thank you kindly” to me today I think she has an uchikatana in her inventory
Just saw an ice ad on the work tv can we do something about this?
December 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Just saw an ice ad on the work tv can we do something about this?
I don’t want to take adhd meds again
December 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I don’t want to take adhd meds again
Starting a new thing called vice signaling it’s where, when I speak, I signify I’m not a good person and the best part is you can do it too. That’s how we will know we are good people.
December 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Starting a new thing called vice signaling it’s where, when I speak, I signify I’m not a good person and the best part is you can do it too. That’s how we will know we are good people.
Kids can’t have the internet because they will believe literally anything. When I was a kid I thought it was feasible to build a roller coaster in your back yard. I believed women weren’t really people.
December 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Kids can’t have the internet because they will believe literally anything. When I was a kid I thought it was feasible to build a roller coaster in your back yard. I believed women weren’t really people.
Northernlion will be like if you don’t watch movies I don’t see you as real human and his chat goes yes daddy
December 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Northernlion will be like if you don’t watch movies I don’t see you as real human and his chat goes yes daddy
Cis woke girl revealing her trans friend’s deadname in the restaurant to her entire family
December 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Cis woke girl revealing her trans friend’s deadname in the restaurant to her entire family
Does seem like Americans can’t be given even a little bit of power without turning evil that does seem to be a big problem
December 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Does seem like Americans can’t be given even a little bit of power without turning evil that does seem to be a big problem
Turns out I have thyroid problems
December 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Turns out I have thyroid problems
Just learned that my ballsack is woke
December 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Just learned that my ballsack is woke
I’ve decided I’m okay with being fat and that it’s very cool in a way
December 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I’ve decided I’m okay with being fat and that it’s very cool in a way
I’m tired of stand up about hyper personal lived experiences, my hyper personal lived experiences are way weirder
December 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I’m tired of stand up about hyper personal lived experiences, my hyper personal lived experiences are way weirder
Something actually has to be done is anyone else noticing this
December 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Something actually has to be done is anyone else noticing this
I don’t understand why I care so much about comedy but it’s ruining it for me
December 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I don’t understand why I care so much about comedy but it’s ruining it for me
Might delete my social media again so I can try to make an account that portrays me as normal again it’ll work this time people will finally understand that I’m normal and someone that can be listened to
December 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Might delete my social media again so I can try to make an account that portrays me as normal again it’ll work this time people will finally understand that I’m normal and someone that can be listened to
If you use ai for anything ever don’t
December 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
If you use ai for anything ever don’t
Sometimes I get high and unfollow people and then later wonder if they soft blocked me
December 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Sometimes I get high and unfollow people and then later wonder if they soft blocked me
Tbh I didn’t know I was fat until recently
December 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Tbh I didn’t know I was fat until recently
Okay I’m smoking weed everyone calm down
December 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Okay I’m smoking weed everyone calm down