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Govneh Jalapeno
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Menace.
Generally can be found in the woods.
They think they're helping.
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I remembered this wrong as "Saving Caligula" and was thankful I'd encountered such a dope free-range band name #thanksgiving #blessed
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
They sent the pacman toy home with red tape for his arm too 😂
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This leaf in particular
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Saw a license plate That encapsulated my proposed strategy for men--free rocket rides, one direction only
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Was there a tree in my tree
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Also, gaze upon these chickens specifically
October 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Sooooo... *do* run?
October 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I think I'm going to be serial-murdered
October 18, 2025 at 10:24 AM
LOOK AT THEM
October 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I'm dying omg look at my eyes
October 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"Sorry I'm late back from lunch, there were bees!"
"Oh no! Did you get stung?"
"... They'd argue I was the aggressor here."
October 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Oh.
October 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I couldn't help but notice that strange and interesting plant!
October 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
And if that doesn't convince you--how about this toad?
October 7, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Okay but hear me out--this toad.
October 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
These are not spiders. They are crane fly...orchids!
October 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
*boop* I love these guys, they're a species of Harvestman, completely harmless, and approximately 95.3% leg
They tend to like to sit on my hydrangeas but this lil dude is in the house bricks
October 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Out writing on the porch and saw this cute dup popping up through the bricks under the table
October 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Hostile work environment
September 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Look at this patch of the tiniest red mushrooms. Those are pine needles laying across them. So small!
August 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
And these
August 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It's so perfect
August 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
New identity just dropped
August 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
In our seats for She Rides Shotgun!!! And the bathroom had complimentary mouthwash 😂
August 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM