Govneh Jalapeno
@thebigleblueski.bsky.social
Menace.
Generally can be found in the woods.
Generally can be found in the woods.
They think they're helping.
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
They think they're helping.
I remembered this wrong as "Saving Caligula" and was thankful I'd encountered such a dope free-range band name #thanksgiving #blessed
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I remembered this wrong as "Saving Caligula" and was thankful I'd encountered such a dope free-range band name #thanksgiving #blessed
They sent the pacman toy home with red tape for his arm too 😂
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
They sent the pacman toy home with red tape for his arm too 😂
This leaf in particular
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This leaf in particular
Saw a license plate That encapsulated my proposed strategy for men--free rocket rides, one direction only
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Saw a license plate That encapsulated my proposed strategy for men--free rocket rides, one direction only
Was there a tree in my tree
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Was there a tree in my tree
Also, gaze upon these chickens specifically
October 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Also, gaze upon these chickens specifically
Sooooo... *do* run?
October 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Sooooo... *do* run?
I think I'm going to be serial-murdered
October 18, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I think I'm going to be serial-murdered
I'm dying omg look at my eyes
October 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I'm dying omg look at my eyes
"Sorry I'm late back from lunch, there were bees!"
"Oh no! Did you get stung?"
"... They'd argue I was the aggressor here."
"Oh no! Did you get stung?"
"... They'd argue I was the aggressor here."
October 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"Sorry I'm late back from lunch, there were bees!"
"Oh no! Did you get stung?"
"... They'd argue I was the aggressor here."
"Oh no! Did you get stung?"
"... They'd argue I was the aggressor here."
I couldn't help but notice that strange and interesting plant!
October 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I couldn't help but notice that strange and interesting plant!
And if that doesn't convince you--how about this toad?
October 7, 2025 at 11:50 AM
And if that doesn't convince you--how about this toad?
Okay but hear me out--this toad.
October 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Okay but hear me out--this toad.
These are not spiders. They are crane fly...orchids!
October 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
These are not spiders. They are crane fly...orchids!
*boop* I love these guys, they're a species of Harvestman, completely harmless, and approximately 95.3% leg
They tend to like to sit on my hydrangeas but this lil dude is in the house bricks
They tend to like to sit on my hydrangeas but this lil dude is in the house bricks
October 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
*boop* I love these guys, they're a species of Harvestman, completely harmless, and approximately 95.3% leg
They tend to like to sit on my hydrangeas but this lil dude is in the house bricks
They tend to like to sit on my hydrangeas but this lil dude is in the house bricks
Out writing on the porch and saw this cute dup popping up through the bricks under the table
October 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Out writing on the porch and saw this cute dup popping up through the bricks under the table
Hostile work environment
September 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Hostile work environment
Look at this patch of the tiniest red mushrooms. Those are pine needles laying across them. So small!
August 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Look at this patch of the tiniest red mushrooms. Those are pine needles laying across them. So small!
It's so perfect
August 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It's so perfect
New identity just dropped
August 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
New identity just dropped
In our seats for She Rides Shotgun!!! And the bathroom had complimentary mouthwash 😂
August 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
In our seats for She Rides Shotgun!!! And the bathroom had complimentary mouthwash 😂