Difficult to get an erection in today's political climate it must be said

Had my fingers in my fleshlight to clean it and got horny and considered fucking it again but realised I'd be caught in an infinite spiral and I have stuff to do tomorrow.

God I need to finger someone soon.

Sometimes it's fun to play bunny I guess

I don't wear lingerie nearly enough

Good morning gamers

Happy new years!

Being the reason someone breaks their edging streak is going to feed my ego for a long time

How's the new camera?

Merry Christmas my girlfriend is getting me drunk while I shop for PC cases how is your day going?

Just think, this could be me around your cock if you even care.

You could have at least ironed it before you handed me your stupid fantasy cosplay

Fuck it, fresh out of the bath

Don't know how to take good dick pics. Is it more important to look for the rule of thirds or is it more of a golden spiral type of situation

Wish it was easier to tell when someone is into me. Though to be fair some people have made it very obvious and I didn't catch it so maybe it wouldn't help when the problem is the Me