This is fine.

www.reuters.com/business/hea...

Just subscribed to The Guardian, the world's tiniest gesture. Fuck I really wish I knew what to do.

Sometimes, when you are old and both fragile and forgetful, you forget that you have recently wrenched your bad knee, and crouch down in a store to reach a lower shelf, and wind up saying "Fuck!" kind of loud in the presence of a small child, and that's how that's going.

Glad I bought an avocado this morning. Hope it's a good one, may be the last for a while.

So is there an account that's tracking the price of eggs and other staples?

I now have the ingredients to make theater-style popcorn at home. I'm not sure I can be trusted with this much power.

Here's Agnes telling me all about her complaints from today. Me too Agnes, me too.

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If you haven't read the Vulture piece detailing the accusations against Neil Gaiman, do. Unless you're the kind of person who's affected by reading about a sadist raping and abusing multiple young women, sometimes in the presence of his child. In which case, don't, but know that's what it describes.

City Barbecue has changed their fries from fresh-cut to frozen. An air of dissatisfaction prevails in my household.