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Girl dinner: I'm so cute and quirky and random! 🥰
Depression dinner: hold my beer.
Depression dinner: hold my beer.
July 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Girl dinner: I'm so cute and quirky and random! 🥰
Depression dinner: hold my beer.
Depression dinner: hold my beer.
#DepressedGirlDinner
INGREDIENTS
Half bag of Doritos™️
Shredded meat of some kind
STEP 1: Heat meat
STEP 2: Put on Doritos
STEP 3: Eat
STEP 4: Try not to spit it out
INGREDIENTS
Half bag of Doritos™️
Shredded meat of some kind
STEP 1: Heat meat
STEP 2: Put on Doritos
STEP 3: Eat
STEP 4: Try not to spit it out
July 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
#DepressedGirlDinner
INGREDIENTS
Half bag of Doritos™️
Shredded meat of some kind
STEP 1: Heat meat
STEP 2: Put on Doritos
STEP 3: Eat
STEP 4: Try not to spit it out
INGREDIENTS
Half bag of Doritos™️
Shredded meat of some kind
STEP 1: Heat meat
STEP 2: Put on Doritos
STEP 3: Eat
STEP 4: Try not to spit it out
When you get ghosted over an urn...are you really going full Karen if you complain?
July 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
When you get ghosted over an urn...are you really going full Karen if you complain?
Y'all know what they say about bad luck: when it rains, it pours. And then you build an ark. #MoeahsArk
July 16, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Y'all know what they say about bad luck: when it rains, it pours. And then you build an ark. #MoeahsArk
Literally WHO was the first person who looked at salmon sp*rm and thought..."hmm, I should put this on my face." #healthiswealth?
July 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Literally WHO was the first person who looked at salmon sp*rm and thought..."hmm, I should put this on my face." #healthiswealth?
Is it wrong to check your girl's DMs if they're on YOUR phone? Asking for a friend. 🤔
July 16, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Is it wrong to check your girl's DMs if they're on YOUR phone? Asking for a friend. 🤔
🍷 *Slurring* 🍷
"See? I'm proof that you can still do hot girl shit, even when you're 46." #BertShowOutOfContext #Beyonce #CowboyCarter
"See? I'm proof that you can still do hot girl shit, even when you're 46." #BertShowOutOfContext #Beyonce #CowboyCarter
July 16, 2025 at 11:53 AM
🍷 *Slurring* 🍷
"See? I'm proof that you can still do hot girl shit, even when you're 46." #BertShowOutOfContext #Beyonce #CowboyCarter
"See? I'm proof that you can still do hot girl shit, even when you're 46." #BertShowOutOfContext #Beyonce #CowboyCarter
When you're locked out of your 10th story apartment, do you:
a.) call the apartment leasing agents
b.) call the locksmith
c.) lower yourself from the 11th story apartment balcony to try to swing yourself onto your 10th story apartment balcony and get in that way
Listen: pod.link/1498200241/e...
a.) call the apartment leasing agents
b.) call the locksmith
c.) lower yourself from the 11th story apartment balcony to try to swing yourself onto your 10th story apartment balcony and get in that way
Listen: pod.link/1498200241/e...
July 8, 2025 at 10:21 AM
When you're locked out of your 10th story apartment, do you:
a.) call the apartment leasing agents
b.) call the locksmith
c.) lower yourself from the 11th story apartment balcony to try to swing yourself onto your 10th story apartment balcony and get in that way
Listen: pod.link/1498200241/e...
a.) call the apartment leasing agents
b.) call the locksmith
c.) lower yourself from the 11th story apartment balcony to try to swing yourself onto your 10th story apartment balcony and get in that way
Listen: pod.link/1498200241/e...
Is all the student loan debt really worth it? #studentloans
July 7, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Is all the student loan debt really worth it? #studentloans
$900 for a Disney Princess breakfast?! Those eggs better be made out of GOLD.
June 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
$900 for a Disney Princess breakfast?! Those eggs better be made out of GOLD.
GLIZZY GOBBLERS UNITE 🌭
June 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
GLIZZY GOBBLERS UNITE 🌭
Welcome to a new segment we call: Jackson Ruins Everything. #DammitJackson
February 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Welcome to a new segment we call: Jackson Ruins Everything. #DammitJackson
Literally do not KNOW how our show producer ok'd this pick up line. #LouisianaFolksGetIt #SuckTheHead 🦞
The rest of the umm...Rated R pick up lines: pod.link/1498200241/e...
The rest of the umm...Rated R pick up lines: pod.link/1498200241/e...
February 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Literally do not KNOW how our show producer ok'd this pick up line. #LouisianaFolksGetIt #SuckTheHead 🦞
The rest of the umm...Rated R pick up lines: pod.link/1498200241/e...
The rest of the umm...Rated R pick up lines: pod.link/1498200241/e...
Cats > Dogs or Dogs > Cats?
Pretty sure we know where Bert stands.
Pretty sure we know where Bert stands.
February 5, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Cats > Dogs or Dogs > Cats?
Pretty sure we know where Bert stands.
Pretty sure we know where Bert stands.
TBH, there aren't many people willing to admit what they'd want to change about themselves publicly like this.
February 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
TBH, there aren't many people willing to admit what they'd want to change about themselves publicly like this.
27% percent of women say a guy is less attractive if he starts a text with _______.
The answer: pod.link/1498200241/e...
The answer: pod.link/1498200241/e...
February 5, 2025 at 11:58 AM
27% percent of women say a guy is less attractive if he starts a text with _______.
The answer: pod.link/1498200241/e...
The answer: pod.link/1498200241/e...
Would you charge your significant other for your services? pod.link/1498200241/e...
January 31, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Would you charge your significant other for your services? pod.link/1498200241/e...
January 31, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Listen, sometimes as a parent ya gotta do whatever it takes to get your kid to tilt their dang head back so the shampoo soap doesn't get in their eyes, k?
The full story: pod.link/1498200241/e...
The full story: pod.link/1498200241/e...
January 31, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Listen, sometimes as a parent ya gotta do whatever it takes to get your kid to tilt their dang head back so the shampoo soap doesn't get in their eyes, k?
The full story: pod.link/1498200241/e...
The full story: pod.link/1498200241/e...
January 31, 2025 at 11:36 AM