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Ben
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September 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
And that’s skipping over this wild claim right at the start
September 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Not the point, but we should stick to either playing fields or marine life as the measurement descriptor.

Is the nuclear sub 5 blue wales long, or are the mini-subs half a pickleball court?
September 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This was so satisfying
September 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
June 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
April 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
dear god
April 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
you know if you put $50k in a shoe box for a 5-year-old, they’re only going to play with the box
March 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
The “unfortunately” is the kicker.

“Guys, we brought it up with the competition committee, but they were adamantly against us being able to pick both teams for some reason.”
March 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
After reading Gary Wills’ “Bomb Power” you get an internal alarm every time you read about an executive order and get to a sentence like this.
January 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Vanity plate of the month
January 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
*extremely I Don’t Really Post Anymore and Have Weaned Myself Off Those Little Engagement Dopamine Hits voice*

oh yeah this place has the juice
December 17, 2024 at 3:22 PM
They shrunk Al!
November 28, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Just randomly thinking about one of my favorite sports photos tonight
October 24, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Austin Debris Party
October 20, 2024 at 2:40 AM
October 12, 2024 at 2:33 AM
call him HOW-sten Nutt
September 26, 2024 at 3:14 AM
September 22, 2024 at 1:42 PM
I regret to inform you
September 20, 2024 at 3:36 AM
May 31, 2024 at 4:30 AM
We remember, Dallas. No need for the campaign.
March 23, 2024 at 6:57 PM
March 20, 2024 at 4:32 AM
PSA for Costco members: grab some and stash in your freezer
February 16, 2024 at 8:01 PM