Juste Belmont
@thebelmont.bsky.social
Sarcastic? Me? I’d like to think I was being ironic at the best, sardonic at the least…but yes, you get the picture!
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#resist
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I’m not sure what species these are, but I think it’s pretty safe to say that they aren’t raindeer.
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I’m not sure what species these are, but I think it’s pretty safe to say that they aren’t raindeer.
Well if he is I hope it’s the folks that run around being shitty to everyone else and justifying their chicanery by using his name.
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Well if he is I hope it’s the folks that run around being shitty to everyone else and justifying their chicanery by using his name.
November 16, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I’ve never thought about him like this.
War ✅
Death ✅
Famine ✅
Pestilence ✅
He’s brought ALL those things, on a GLOBAL scale, and those could be considered his GOOD contributions, considering everything else he’s done. The kicker? All he cares about is his new golden ballroom.
War ✅
Death ✅
Famine ✅
Pestilence ✅
He’s brought ALL those things, on a GLOBAL scale, and those could be considered his GOOD contributions, considering everything else he’s done. The kicker? All he cares about is his new golden ballroom.
November 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I’ve never thought about him like this.
War ✅
Death ✅
Famine ✅
Pestilence ✅
He’s brought ALL those things, on a GLOBAL scale, and those could be considered his GOOD contributions, considering everything else he’s done. The kicker? All he cares about is his new golden ballroom.
War ✅
Death ✅
Famine ✅
Pestilence ✅
He’s brought ALL those things, on a GLOBAL scale, and those could be considered his GOOD contributions, considering everything else he’s done. The kicker? All he cares about is his new golden ballroom.
Two things make it hard for me to empathize with MAGA voters who have “seen the light” and regret their votes.
1. They were ok with all of the horrible things that are happening now when they thought it was only going to affect everyone else.
2. When we tried to warn them they were like:
1. They were ok with all of the horrible things that are happening now when they thought it was only going to affect everyone else.
2. When we tried to warn them they were like:
November 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Two things make it hard for me to empathize with MAGA voters who have “seen the light” and regret their votes.
1. They were ok with all of the horrible things that are happening now when they thought it was only going to affect everyone else.
2. When we tried to warn them they were like:
1. They were ok with all of the horrible things that are happening now when they thought it was only going to affect everyone else.
2. When we tried to warn them they were like:
November 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Where can I get one of these bumper stickers???
October 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Where can I get one of these bumper stickers???
Racism is expensive, innit?
October 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Racism is expensive, innit?
They called him un-American and elitist for ordering a hamburger with Dijon mustard instead of ketchup. They said his tan suit was “unpresidential”. Could you imagine what they’d have said if Obama tore down half of the goddamn White House for a vanity project while a deep recession was going on?
October 24, 2025 at 10:43 AM
They called him un-American and elitist for ordering a hamburger with Dijon mustard instead of ketchup. They said his tan suit was “unpresidential”. Could you imagine what they’d have said if Obama tore down half of the goddamn White House for a vanity project while a deep recession was going on?
Apparently he thought he was sending her a private message to explain his dastardly, corrupt, illegal, cartoon-villain scheme. He told his supporters every investigation into him was politically motivated despite mountains of evidence. He wants them to also believe his investigations aren't.
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October 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Apparently he thought he was sending her a private message to explain his dastardly, corrupt, illegal, cartoon-villain scheme. He told his supporters every investigation into him was politically motivated despite mountains of evidence. He wants them to also believe his investigations aren't.
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U.S. administrations of BOTH parties have repeatedly framed themselves as “pressing for peace,” but in practice their policies have overwhelmingly reinforced Israel’s military capacity while resisting international consensus on Palestinian sovereignty. No U.S. president has ever “pressed for peace”.
October 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
U.S. administrations of BOTH parties have repeatedly framed themselves as “pressing for peace,” but in practice their policies have overwhelmingly reinforced Israel’s military capacity while resisting international consensus on Palestinian sovereignty. No U.S. president has ever “pressed for peace”.
September 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Looking where the spikes really started happening, Ronald Wilson Reagan (count how many letters he has in each of his names) was president through most of the 80’s, and another uptick happened under Dubya. GOP successfully messages to their poor base they’re only temporarily poor. Works every time.
September 21, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Looking where the spikes really started happening, Ronald Wilson Reagan (count how many letters he has in each of his names) was president through most of the 80’s, and another uptick happened under Dubya. GOP successfully messages to their poor base they’re only temporarily poor. Works every time.
Absolutely and DONE! Folks, corporations don’t care about your values, your protests, your bad customer surveys, or your complaining.They ONLY care about your 💵. Any business bending a knee to the current regime can fuck ALL the way off! ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
@jimmykimmel.com
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
@jimmykimmel.com
September 19, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Absolutely and DONE! Folks, corporations don’t care about your values, your protests, your bad customer surveys, or your complaining.They ONLY care about your 💵. Any business bending a knee to the current regime can fuck ALL the way off! ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
@jimmykimmel.com
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
@jimmykimmel.com
I take everything Beck & Rasmussen say with a grain of salt. But if any of this is true then it would be welcome news. I’ve never publicly said it before now, but I would absolutely support UN oversight…virtually all of our institutions are bought and corrupted. We’re also irresponsible & unserious.
September 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I take everything Beck & Rasmussen say with a grain of salt. But if any of this is true then it would be welcome news. I’ve never publicly said it before now, but I would absolutely support UN oversight…virtually all of our institutions are bought and corrupted. We’re also irresponsible & unserious.
MLK Jr. spent his entire life speaking about peace, love, unity, and justice for all. Because of his messages, when he was assassinated his supporters didn’t threaten death and war. His words never had to be hidden. We write our own eulogies with the way we live our lives, and the hearts we touch.
September 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
MLK Jr. spent his entire life speaking about peace, love, unity, and justice for all. Because of his messages, when he was assassinated his supporters didn’t threaten death and war. His words never had to be hidden. We write our own eulogies with the way we live our lives, and the hearts we touch.
Decided to cook today. Surprisingly I think I pulled it off! Original video in the comments section.
September 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Decided to cook today. Surprisingly I think I pulled it off! Original video in the comments section.
Stephen Miller is one of the most vile, reprehensible, and venomous creatures I’ve ever been made aware of (including everything in the known animal kingdom). If the concepts of hatred and pettiness had a corporeal avatar, it’d be him. I’d wish him ill, but living like that is punishment enough.
August 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Stephen Miller is one of the most vile, reprehensible, and venomous creatures I’ve ever been made aware of (including everything in the known animal kingdom). If the concepts of hatred and pettiness had a corporeal avatar, it’d be him. I’d wish him ill, but living like that is punishment enough.
I want someone to look at me the way Woodchuck looks at a Wendy’s Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger.
August 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I want someone to look at me the way Woodchuck looks at a Wendy’s Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger.
When you grew up poor and had limited resources, but you made due with the materials you had available to you..
August 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
When you grew up poor and had limited resources, but you made due with the materials you had available to you..
“If you love someone, let them go; if they return, they were always yours; if they don't, they never were”
When I let someone go 😭😭😭:
When I let someone go 😭😭😭:
August 10, 2025 at 7:09 AM
“If you love someone, let them go; if they return, they were always yours; if they don't, they never were”
When I let someone go 😭😭😭:
When I let someone go 😭😭😭:
How your pets look at you every time you go in the kitchen.
August 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
How your pets look at you every time you go in the kitchen.