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Obviously just finished editing them with his crayons
#Trump #MAGA #Epstein
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November 17, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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At last. A tolerable version of The Frog Chorus
#McCartney #Beatles #AI #Spotify
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November 17, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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We've seen this blurred face in photos with Jeffrey Epstein. Is it Donald Trump?
#IsItOk #Trump #Epstein #remembrance #poppy
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November 14, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Cave canem!
#dogs #cavemen #stoneage #latinpun
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November 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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What a stroke of luck that he "killed himself" then!
#Trump #POTUS #MAGA #Epstein
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November 13, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Hitler had a tiny penis. The similarities with Donald Trump just go on and on
#Trump #POTUS #MAGA #Fascist #racist #criminal
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November 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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In other unexpected news, rain is wet, Keir Starmer is rubbish, and Donald Trump spent hours alone with a sex-trafficked woman
#AUSvENG #Ashes #Cricket
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November 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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He said: "We're gonna walk down to Broadcasting House and I'll be with you and we fight like hell and if we don't fight like hell, we're not gonna have a BBC anymore!" No, he did say that. Really. Honestly.
#BBC #BBCNews #TimDavie #Turness
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November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Tim Davie turning into Young Mr Grace
#BBC #TimDavie #BBCNews #Panorama #AreYouBeingServed
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November 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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We can reveal the shocking news that Trump actually said: "Calm down! Joe Biden WON FAIR AND SQUARE! So go home and be nice to Democrats, Mexicans, and Black people!"
#Trump #MAGA #insurrection #BBC #Tim Davie #Potus
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November 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Why can't they just stick their arm out like everyone else?
#China #TfL #Bus
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November 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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The staff weren't lovin' it
#McDonalds #bigmac #nothappymeal
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November 7, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Striking it Reich
#Musk #Goebbels #Tesla
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November 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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They could try offering him a pizza
#PrinceAndrew #andrewmountbattenwindsor #USCongress #Epstein #Isitok
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November 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Hells bells. You can't even fly out of the Fourth Reich now
#MAGA #Trump #shutdown #DepartmentofTransportation #FAA #POTUS #isitok
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November 7, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Didn't know Trump was in Mexico
#Trump #Potus #MAGA #Mexico #Sheinbaum #IsItOk
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November 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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It's how the poor chap knows where he is as he shuffles around his Louis XIV-style assisted-living facility
#Trump #MAGA #Potus #WhiteHouse
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November 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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They kill 99% of all known insurgents
#Ukraine #Russia #Army #haveigotnews
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November 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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If that's true no one will look at the fireworks
#bonfirenight #fireworks #supermoon #guyfawkes #haveIgotnews
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November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Like fending off a knife-attacker, food-bank etiquette, and understanding that the Daily Mail is for wiping your arse on
#exams #GCSEs #education #Phillipson #schools #haveIgotnews
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November 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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But how many of them will actually BE pilots?
#banks #homeless #money #IsItOk
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November 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Nice idea but it's a hell of a commute for the cleaners
#AI #Google #space #satellite #haveigotnews
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November 5, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Please. Just DO THE EFFING BUDGET. We can't take another three weeks of talking about it
#rachelreeves #chancellor #labour #starmer #budget @haveigotnews
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November 4, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Hoping the money's not in the post
#alanbates #postoffice #horizon #fujitsu #MrBates
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November 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Immigrants shouldn't be allowed to do heroic selfless things when there are British-born people available
#immigration #ReformUK #Farage #attack #knives @haveigotnews
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November 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM