I get stuff fast and cheap at the expense of other humans that I don't care about because CHEAP STUFF FAST.

Grow a soul.

My cat Nacho died on May 31st. I didn't want pets when I took on Nacho and his brother Essé. My roommate neglected them, so I took over their care. After a year, she told me she was getting rid of them.

We got rid of her.

I'm sorry for your loss. I understand.

I now hear Boo Boo Bear's voice every time I see Rand Paul.

"Gee Yogi, I don't think Ranger Smith wants us to go to the picnic."

I had to put my cat down this morning. He was also 16. I'm truly sorry for your loss
I know how it feels.

I guess this confirms there is no peepee tape

Buttered bear sausage

Did he just threaten the Boss?

So, discovering planets causes autism! It's so obvious!

4 reminds me of the ceramic cat Lucy broke and tried to fix for Mr. Mooney.

What if we throw in a Billy Bass? It's the only one in existence, I swear.

The smirk on her face made my blood pressure spike. We hates her!

F**K SCHUMER

Gooooood
Day

Gooooood
Day

Good day good day good day
Good day

Good day good day good day
Good day

(Its the Jaws theme)