can't afford a regular midlife crisis so just starting collecting VHS' instead

just doing my job 🐈‍⬛

he needs ruby slippers

It's moments like this that make me forget he'll start screaming in 3 hours, until I feed him 4 hours after that

I'm so incredibly ready for tragedy mother to make me as sad as I am hyped

Alucard is excited you're here!

Unbreaded chicken nugget

Six month old void added to the family 🐈‍⬛ Was expecting weeks before Raine would stop hissing, but they're already playing tag together

Yeah me too Golbat

🚨 Cosplayers of Bluesky! 🚨
Repost with your most CURSED cosplay photo 👀
IDK if this is the *most* cursed one I have but this is my favorite of my highly cursed selfies so here you go. Whenever someone gets weird about asking for sexy cosplay pics, they get sent this,

Commissioned the incredibly lovely and talented @onitak.bsky.social for self-indulgent art of that one Eda cosplay picture of mine I like ✨💖

Alternatively, Gate Crazy Nights

It's still New Vegas

It will always be New Vegas