TheBeardOfDeath
@thebeardofdeath.bsky.social
Just a guy who has opinions about politics, video games, and metal. PFP will get you arrested, be warned.
This has to be the most “well no shit” article written in the history of The Washington Post.
October 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This has to be the most “well no shit” article written in the history of The Washington Post.
If you have “optimism” about Trump destroying the White House, you’re literally the biggest fucking moron the world has ever seen and you should crawl under a rock and never speak to anyone.
October 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
If you have “optimism” about Trump destroying the White House, you’re literally the biggest fucking moron the world has ever seen and you should crawl under a rock and never speak to anyone.
I cannot, for the life of me, fathom why anyone is still on Twitter. There is absolutely no reason to be there, and a million reasons not to be.
October 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I cannot, for the life of me, fathom why anyone is still on Twitter. There is absolutely no reason to be there, and a million reasons not to be.
Yep. I also keep seeing articles from right wing outlets online saying the left is “celebrating” Kirk’s death without providing one single example. Not one shred of evidence.
September 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Yep. I also keep seeing articles from right wing outlets online saying the left is “celebrating” Kirk’s death without providing one single example. Not one shred of evidence.
He already slurred his speech, looked tired all the time, had poor balance, rambles incoherently, and behaved weirdly. How will we even know if he does have a stroke? He’s always looked like a 10 lb bag of sh*t.
September 12, 2025 at 8:51 AM
He already slurred his speech, looked tired all the time, had poor balance, rambles incoherently, and behaved weirdly. How will we even know if he does have a stroke? He’s always looked like a 10 lb bag of sh*t.
“I think it is worth the cost to have gun deaths every single year…”
-Charlie Kirk, practicing politics in exactly the right way
-Charlie Kirk, practicing politics in exactly the right way
September 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
“I think it is worth the cost to have gun deaths every single year…”
-Charlie Kirk, practicing politics in exactly the right way
-Charlie Kirk, practicing politics in exactly the right way
Charlie Kirk only paid lip service to “free speech” when it came to his right to spew any bigoted rhetoric he wanted. But he did not believe in the same rights for others. The only reason he liked “raw political debate” is for the clicks.
September 12, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Charlie Kirk only paid lip service to “free speech” when it came to his right to spew any bigoted rhetoric he wanted. But he did not believe in the same rights for others. The only reason he liked “raw political debate” is for the clicks.
Yeah, I let HBO max, aka Max, aka HBO Go, aka HBO Now, aka HBO, expire. I’m good. You can only watch Godzilla X Kong so many times. Besides, isn’t half their content already on Netflix?
September 11, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Yeah, I let HBO max, aka Max, aka HBO Go, aka HBO Now, aka HBO, expire. I’m good. You can only watch Godzilla X Kong so many times. Besides, isn’t half their content already on Netflix?
The NRA will be dead silent on this one, mark my words.
September 5, 2025 at 10:26 AM
The NRA will be dead silent on this one, mark my words.
Trump can’t humanize the victims. He’s the reason they’re victims.
September 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Trump can’t humanize the victims. He’s the reason they’re victims.
I don’t wish death on him.
Because death is too light a punishment. He needs to go to prison.
Because death is too light a punishment. He needs to go to prison.
September 2, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I don’t wish death on him.
Because death is too light a punishment. He needs to go to prison.
Because death is too light a punishment. He needs to go to prison.
You know he’s lying about having democrat friends. Everyone knows Trump doesn’t have any friends. Epstein died in 2019.
August 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
You know he’s lying about having democrat friends. Everyone knows Trump doesn’t have any friends. Epstein died in 2019.
Every time he talks, he sounds just like a middle schooler who didn’t prepare for his oral book report.
August 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Every time he talks, he sounds just like a middle schooler who didn’t prepare for his oral book report.
Imagine going to the grocery store and paying $35 for a dozen eggs and thinking “the prices are lower because of President Trump, who definitely didn’t go to Epstein’s island.”
August 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Imagine going to the grocery store and paying $35 for a dozen eggs and thinking “the prices are lower because of President Trump, who definitely didn’t go to Epstein’s island.”
Really disgusting to know that a pedophile and rapist is the President of the United States of America. And every single Republican is complicit. They’re hiding his secrets and helping him cover up the truth.
August 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Really disgusting to know that a pedophile and rapist is the President of the United States of America. And every single Republican is complicit. They’re hiding his secrets and helping him cover up the truth.
Truth has a liberal bias. Or, more accurately, liberal ideology is based on facts, logic, data, and evidence. Conservative ideology is based off of feelings, vibes, misinformation, and conspiracy theories.
If AI is trained on verifiable facts, it will inherently favor “liberal” views.
If AI is trained on verifiable facts, it will inherently favor “liberal” views.
July 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Truth has a liberal bias. Or, more accurately, liberal ideology is based on facts, logic, data, and evidence. Conservative ideology is based off of feelings, vibes, misinformation, and conspiracy theories.
If AI is trained on verifiable facts, it will inherently favor “liberal” views.
If AI is trained on verifiable facts, it will inherently favor “liberal” views.
So it turns out the holocaust was only reprehensible when it happened to THEM. It’s totally okay for them to do it to OTHERS, though. Turns out your opinion of genocide changes dramatically depending on whether you’re on the giving or receiving end.
July 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
So it turns out the holocaust was only reprehensible when it happened to THEM. It’s totally okay for them to do it to OTHERS, though. Turns out your opinion of genocide changes dramatically depending on whether you’re on the giving or receiving end.
Fantastic Foreskins you say?
a man in a costume that says daddy needs to get his rocks off is standing in a doorway
Alt: a man in a costume that says daddy needs to get his rocks off is standing in a doorway
media.tenor.com
July 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Fantastic Foreskins you say?
Lot of people in the comments saying “I cared so much about Palestinians I voted for the p*edo.” Good job. Really saved Palestine there.
July 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Lot of people in the comments saying “I cared so much about Palestinians I voted for the p*edo.” Good job. Really saved Palestine there.
Wow. I also want to end the free market, defund the police, and dismantle the prison system. So… good job.
July 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Wow. I also want to end the free market, defund the police, and dismantle the prison system. So… good job.
Absolute legend. RIP Prince of Darkness.
July 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Absolute legend. RIP Prince of Darkness.
“Oh what’s that, you want the Epstein files that we have? That we control? That we have authority to release, and promised to release? How about we ask a judge to release the unrelated Grand Jury testimony that could compromise the safety of the victims instead?”
July 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
“Oh what’s that, you want the Epstein files that we have? That we control? That we have authority to release, and promised to release? How about we ask a judge to release the unrelated Grand Jury testimony that could compromise the safety of the victims instead?”
Twelve time Emmy winner Mike Johnson isn’t a liar. He really did see CNN report 90% approval rating, right after he won the World Series and the World Cup single handedly. After, he invented cold fusion, then broke the record for most Jeopardy wins. All totally real and plausible things.
July 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Twelve time Emmy winner Mike Johnson isn’t a liar. He really did see CNN report 90% approval rating, right after he won the World Series and the World Cup single handedly. After, he invented cold fusion, then broke the record for most Jeopardy wins. All totally real and plausible things.
“It’s all fake, everything’s fake, and you know, it’s the Democrats that are, y’know, and Biden and Comey and Hillary, oh that Hillary, she’s the worst, and Hunters laptop, don’t forget what a hoax the Russians were, the Steele Dossier was totally fake, and China! Clearly I’m innocent. Case closed.”
July 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
“It’s all fake, everything’s fake, and you know, it’s the Democrats that are, y’know, and Biden and Comey and Hillary, oh that Hillary, she’s the worst, and Hunters laptop, don’t forget what a hoax the Russians were, the Steele Dossier was totally fake, and China! Clearly I’m innocent. Case closed.”