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thebean2014.bsky.social
@thebean2014.bsky.social
Whatever, y'all
And bird flu is in the wings. We're all gonna die.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is confirmed as Trump's health secretary by the Senate.
February 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I was on a date with my now husband and I saw my ex on a date with some girl in Union Square and refused to go back down there for a year. I would never.
Spin the block??? I'll move states so I don't even accidentally pass your block ever again
What's y'all "Spin the block" rate? I'm at a cool 95% clip I learn from all my mistakes and come back stronger than ever on some Eagles shit
February 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
This screams that Hakeem Jeffries never learned how to fight. And that's why lightskint dudes are out of style.
"What leverage do we have?" says Democratic House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "They control the House, the Senate and the presidency; it's their government."
February 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
California secessionists have the chance to do the funniest thing ever.
Denmark Citizens Launch Campaign To 'Buy' California In Response to Trump's Greenland Bid.
They need 1 trillion to do it.

In return Californians get a cozy life.
Universal Healthcare.
Danish pastries and smørrebrød.
February 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It's absolutely crazy that fElon literally bought the US government for less than what he paid for Twitter.
February 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Whatever my mouth won't say, my face does. Unapologetically.
😏
February 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
As a person from Chicago, can confirm. And yes, that is a picture of an egg in my pfp. Paying homage to Twitter. RIP. 😏
Dawg Chicago the funniest mfkas on this planet
February 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Reposted
All of social media? I’d make every app have a 25 ethical question questionnaire that determines if you need to be on social media or not. If you don’t score atleast a 80% you wouldn’t be allowed to create an account
5. What is one change you'd make to social media?
February 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
So, if anyone knows me here from FB, IG, etc. tell y'all's lil friends I'm here now. I can't with #fuckerberg right now and I feel like I'm taking crazy pills watching all this go down and no one is in the streets.
January 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
January 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I can hear the boop through the screen.
reset button
November 28, 2024 at 11:52 PM