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Tres K. Gould
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Here for the poetry. Friendly menace. Flawesome af. Tattooed Golden Retriever. Might bite might not.

BattleBorn Brass #BornBattleReady @ThePoetryArena.bsky.social
That tracks 👌

#SpotifyWrapped
December 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
😎✨
December 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Balls? You mean broveries?
December 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Oh that? It’s just my package.

God delivered it, I signed for it — the world keeps on spinnin’.
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Battle Day @thepoetryarena.bsky.social be like:
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This Thanksgiving, I am grateful for the collapse 🙏✨
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Esoteric shit ✨🧿✨
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Fun fact:

The very first vending machine dispensed holy water after a coin was inserted 👀
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
And neither feel very worky today.
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Womp womp.
November 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Thought about it. Too many civilian casualties.

But I like your style, dunce dog.
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
🤭
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Or there’s another Carrington Event.

Erm, I mean, oh my god so pretty! 🤩
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Ain’t nothin’ but a heartache.
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The universe said no takesies backsies 🤷‍♀️
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
*strokes imaginary beard
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
My backpack’s got jets
I’m Boba the Fett
I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt
to finance my ‘vette

youtu.be/S22Ls4E5GRI?...
November 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
October 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Happy Halloween! 👻✨
October 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Me to the youths:
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
You mean my loyal subjects? 🪴
October 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I dunno … he might be on quack 😂
October 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
“The state of the world calls out for poetry to save it.”

- Lawrence Ferlinghetti
October 24, 2025 at 12:26 PM
My wife would still beg to bring this critter home if it were real 😆💕
October 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
🙂‍↕️🔥🐉
October 21, 2025 at 11:45 AM