TheBastardsSon
thebastardsson.bsky.social
TheBastardsSon
@thebastardsson.bsky.social
With the turn I gathered name as the bastard's son / Who, by fire, I would come through this wire I might cut / Atop this tower of loss and lust
John, you didn’t make those burritos criminals. They made their own choices.
September 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I started a new antidepressant years ago, didn’t look at the side effects. Mid-morning went the to the bathroom and saw that I had sweat through my shirt from both armpits down both sides to where my shirt was tucked in. Took the rest of the day off.
September 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Reposted by TheBastardsSon
July 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Not much, what’s a fando monar with you?
May 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
And it was an incredible class that exposed me to a ton of information I would never have otherwise been exposed to, and wouldn’t have sought out. (She’s Not There, for one)
April 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Not quite what you’re going for, but I was a Chem Eng major and needed to take some extra credit hours senior year to stay full time for my scholarships. I did a humanities dip into Human Sexuality because it had a reputation as an easy A, low effort class.
April 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
*This* is where they decide to say every S?

…in Illinois?
March 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Perhaps she should have prepared for the hearing by reviewing the messages, which were definitely maintained per the law.
March 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
But they were also talking about the guy you shared the info with, Pete.
March 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
These goddamn activist judges!
March 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Sorry if this is a stupid question, I’m not a lawyer. Is that not historically how judicial dissents have been presented? Did the founding fathers do it differently?
March 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Have you been reading my mom’s diary…?
March 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
It’s a nice to have, but not a strict requirement.
March 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I already know I have a soggy bottom, I don’t need to hear it from him.
February 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
WOW, so we can’t even tell jokes anymore. smh
January 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
“But maybe he’ll argue with *me*”, I say, as I begin typing.
January 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
But Kevin, with people as morally and ethically rock solid as Donald J. Trump or Elon Musk, what else could I possible use to mock them?!
January 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I wish I had gone my whole life having never heard “Trump unconditional discharge”, but here we are.
January 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
They used to say that. They still do, but they used to, too.
December 30, 2024 at 7:16 PM
I came out to ask my wife a question once and our boy was sitting in my recliner watching TV with her. He stayed like this for at least 15 minutes.
December 25, 2024 at 12:12 AM