yeah i could return to my chosen career path with potential greater earning potential and many benefits I've made integral to my sense of self.... but have i considered.... that it was literally killing the cells on my head

Get in the robot fiyero? Is that anything? *taps mic* is this thing on?

Oh I’m sat

Follow for more hot takes from a guy who cares more about the original book’s storytelling than the musical’s.

I fully entered part one expect to see an enjoyable mess and I was so delighted to get a great movie. Part two is the mess I expected from part one. But there’s still a lot to love about it.

My hot take is that they should have reworked the second half of the stage play completely for screen. The musical is different from the book is different from the LFB original so IMO it’s in the spirit of the thing to CHANGE IT. but I know that’s probably sacrilege to the theater kids.

Too bad you’re getting it: it was a mess!!!! But it was a mess in the exact same way the second half of the stage play is!
The first half was so well done I kinda expected them to find a way to make part 2 work but I realize now that was delusion. I’m so glad it exists! but girl! the pacing

KEEP FIGHTING WE'RE GOING TO WIN

i try my best not to post trump's fucking mug on my page at all but this is so fucking funny i'm sorry. absolute spineless starfucking from the president of the united states same as always. i hope maga eats him alive and then they all get prion diseases

sorry i saw the actual photo and i was like "this is exactly like that insane meme"

Extremely good article damn! Thank you for sharing!!

actually exactly that dshkgjsdhg you got it in one

Me: *meows directly at the sky* “for guard”