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Just gonna talk Rockets and Texans here.
The quoted tweet sparked this conversation on Twitter. Don’t tell me that I don’t watch the games; I watch the fuck out of these games. But why so unpleasant? And really, don’t “clap back” with the tacit admission that you are indeed stupid and need help with my “big words.”
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I want to know more about the 10% of Dems that don’t like Zohran Mamdani. Prepare the guillotine.
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
On this episode of posts from the other side. They didn’t list Sengun. The disrespect. Or perhaps some narratives get lost when you put him up there…

FYI, Sengun off the court, the Rockets offense puts up 104.2 per 100. Sengun on the court, 127.9 per 100.
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Andy posted with this graphic.
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
November 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
(The #rockets) took… 26 fewer shots than Boston and and made two more.

@johnkaralis.com from locked on Celtics. 😂
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
This is funny.
November 2, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Reported for terrorism
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Prime picanha is on sale at HEB.
November 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
What a great quote to catch in the locker room @danielle-lerner.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 6:23 AM
55 games of -3 or worse! Lapping the field, holy hell.

You see FVV on the list, then realize the added context of Jalen having 20 more horrid games than Fred… 😂
October 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
👀
October 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Can’t believe I wasn’t consulted on this!
October 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
#rockets fans can close that Tankathon tab sheesh.
October 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Ben needs to share some of his fountain of youth skin care products with Kevin Durant to use as joint cream. Look at that sly smile. @bendubose.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Need Sengun to show up. Let’s give him more space. A competent PG. A volume three point shooter. I submit my executive of the year master plan.
October 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Can do this on Dec 15.
October 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Earlier in the season big #Texans #HTownMade media laughed off fan discontent with Demeco and Caserio. And now? They are making memes. We aren’t stupid.
October 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
😂
October 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
October 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This is art #nbasky
October 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
October 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Danielle is the best. The detailed specificity she gives on all the clutch moments has been disappointingly vague in other places talking about last night’s game.

Alperen Sengun is the #rockets 1a and Kevin Durant is an awesome sidekick. Get into the details and it’s easy to see.
October 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM