Bamhurger🐞🍔
@thebamhurgler.bsky.social
Artist • 25 • they/he • COMMS OPEN (0/7)
I NEED Supergiant to release an art book for hades 1 and 2. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
December 16, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I NEED Supergiant to release an art book for hades 1 and 2. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Just beat hades 2 and I am excited for the epilogue and how it all plays out. Banger game. Banger mechanics. Banger music. Banger art. It's such a hard choice which hades I like better. I do miss Orpheus and his tunes but like having a frog familiar fuckin rocks
December 16, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Just beat hades 2 and I am excited for the epilogue and how it all plays out. Banger game. Banger mechanics. Banger music. Banger art. It's such a hard choice which hades I like better. I do miss Orpheus and his tunes but like having a frog familiar fuckin rocks
Cris gets mad when I say motherfucker like that one white lady at target
December 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Cris gets mad when I say motherfucker like that one white lady at target
If I had a homunculus I'd let em take a hit of the pen and then start speaking really fast n telling it that THEY are coming for it and make it paranoid
December 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
If I had a homunculus I'd let em take a hit of the pen and then start speaking really fast n telling it that THEY are coming for it and make it paranoid
Anyways, too busy downloading busty Withers and Gale mods to give a fuck
December 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Anyways, too busy downloading busty Withers and Gale mods to give a fuck
Getting blocked by my own brother on IG is hilarious like dawg I already unfollowed you on everything else, I do not give a fuck about your life that much babe. L+ratio+yo mama thinks you stink
December 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Getting blocked by my own brother on IG is hilarious like dawg I already unfollowed you on everything else, I do not give a fuck about your life that much babe. L+ratio+yo mama thinks you stink
To be honest, seeing Tim Alan turn into Santa and lose his own personality to holiday cheer is fuckin terrifying to say the least.
December 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
To be honest, seeing Tim Alan turn into Santa and lose his own personality to holiday cheer is fuckin terrifying to say the least.
Bouncing on it in a non euclidean way in the astral plane so our souls intertwine is crazy.
December 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Bouncing on it in a non euclidean way in the astral plane so our souls intertwine is crazy.
Me and Cris be rolling the big ass d20 for stupid shit today.
December 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Me and Cris be rolling the big ass d20 for stupid shit today.
Tbh I think it'd be fun to invite the homies over and go crazy over some hot dogs, 1 big buzz ball and a tubi movie marathon
December 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Tbh I think it'd be fun to invite the homies over and go crazy over some hot dogs, 1 big buzz ball and a tubi movie marathon
It feels so good to slap your belly after eating a big sandwich 🤤😋
December 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
It feels so good to slap your belly after eating a big sandwich 🤤😋
Cris said I'm his torta
December 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Cris said I'm his torta
Can't wait where I can stay up late again n join friends on video games n talk shit n all the sillies
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Can't wait where I can stay up late again n join friends on video games n talk shit n all the sillies
Cris let me stay up and play video games so I ate a 7 hour old chicken sandwich and drank an energy drink and went to bed at 2. Woke up at 11 and then we got donuts. God is good
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Cris let me stay up and play video games so I ate a 7 hour old chicken sandwich and drank an energy drink and went to bed at 2. Woke up at 11 and then we got donuts. God is good
I think I should post more on here. My Twitter is basically dead at this point so womp womp. 1 like and I'll post my drafted tweets from that hellsite
November 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I think I should post more on here. My Twitter is basically dead at this point so womp womp. 1 like and I'll post my drafted tweets from that hellsite
Dream big fart bigger
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Dream big fart bigger
if you see this, QRP with a ship that makes you happy.
It's a tie between these two baddies 💚😛
It's a tie between these two baddies 💚😛
November 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
if you see this, QRP with a ship that makes you happy.
It's a tie between these two baddies 💚😛
It's a tie between these two baddies 💚😛
The urge to ragebait my friends with the utmost love and respect
October 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The urge to ragebait my friends with the utmost love and respect
GARFTOBER: videogame
My life is like a videogame or whatever the lyrics are lmao
My life is like a videogame or whatever the lyrics are lmao
October 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
GARFTOBER: videogame
My life is like a videogame or whatever the lyrics are lmao
My life is like a videogame or whatever the lyrics are lmao
Garftober: Freeze & Treat.
I used 2 prompts because I wanted to catch up. *Sigh* f my chungus 9-5 life
I used 2 prompts because I wanted to catch up. *Sigh* f my chungus 9-5 life
October 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Garftober: Freeze & Treat.
I used 2 prompts because I wanted to catch up. *Sigh* f my chungus 9-5 life
I used 2 prompts because I wanted to catch up. *Sigh* f my chungus 9-5 life
Garftober: perseverance
And I dang like that game Peak where ya gotta like persevere and like be a menace
And I dang like that game Peak where ya gotta like persevere and like be a menace
October 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Garftober: perseverance
And I dang like that game Peak where ya gotta like persevere and like be a menace
And I dang like that game Peak where ya gotta like persevere and like be a menace
Garftober: Holy
This one was fun as hell bc I watched a silly video and liked the artist's brush strokes so I wanted to try it out. #garftober2025
This one was fun as hell bc I watched a silly video and liked the artist's brush strokes so I wanted to try it out. #garftober2025
October 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Garftober: Holy
This one was fun as hell bc I watched a silly video and liked the artist's brush strokes so I wanted to try it out. #garftober2025
This one was fun as hell bc I watched a silly video and liked the artist's brush strokes so I wanted to try it out. #garftober2025
Garftober: Monday (the Second(much like Friday the 13th))
October 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Garftober: Monday (the Second(much like Friday the 13th))
Time to be annoying! :D
October 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Time to be annoying! :D