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3 Furbys in a Trench Coat
@thebakedliltoaster.bsky.social
Life’s a garden, dig it
Weed wizard
Horticulturist
NY
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True friendship is saying viciously horrendous things to eachother and then immediately following it up with “LMAOILY”
September 7, 2023 at 6:35 PM
Isn’t it fun when you treat someone the way they treat you and all of a sudden, they can’t handle it when the tables are turned??🙃🙃🙃
September 7, 2023 at 6:38 PM
Wake me up when September ends?? More like wake me up when October ends
September 6, 2023 at 5:31 PM
I used to love fall but I’m fucking dreading it this year
September 6, 2023 at 5:30 PM
October is approaching and god I have such bad ptsd from last years events. It is taking everything in me to keep myself from falling into fight or flight mode & to keep all those feelings at bay
September 6, 2023 at 5:30 PM
Crazy how 7 months at a job I love has flown by but the 2.5 months I worked at a grocery store felt like an eternity. That shit sucked
September 6, 2023 at 5:25 PM
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burning man? no thanks, I prefer wet women
September 6, 2023 at 3:53 AM
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me in the air conditioner at work
July 31, 2023 at 6:42 PM
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Nosfootratu can only be stopped with a six inch stiletto through the heart
September 5, 2023 at 7:09 PM
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If you know who made this kiss them on the mouth for me.

(Thanks @clydepetersen.bsky.social for bringing it to my attention.)
September 5, 2023 at 7:15 PM
Sorry pals, just had to get that out there. Didn’t mean to drop some dramatic shit on the time line but ya girls gonna go fucking crazy if I don’t vent some how
September 5, 2023 at 7:20 PM
And then have the audacity to want sex at the end of the night and get upset when I don’t want it. BECAUSE YOU FUCKING IGNORED ME AND ACTED ANNOYED WITH ME ALL DAY. NO I DONT WANT TO FUCK YOU.
September 5, 2023 at 7:19 PM
Shit if you’re gonna spend more time on your phone than with me than why the fuck are we even together, like really what the fuck are we doing. Stop wasting my fucking time.
September 5, 2023 at 7:18 PM
And then they tell you they want to be more sociable again and talk to people again. Okay that’s cool but could you start by actually having a conversation with me. The person standing in front of you???? Like fuckkkkk
September 5, 2023 at 7:18 PM
What’s irritating is when you’re supposed to be spending time together and instead they spend more time messaging people on their phone than they do even speaking to you 🙃🙃🙃 love that for me
September 5, 2023 at 7:17 PM
the "p" in my name stands for patience, yes that's why it's not there
September 3, 2023 at 12:54 PM
Okay but I loved digging holes and then creating little dirt habits for all the works and Rollie pollies I found
September 3, 2023 at 12:50 PM
I can not wait to leave civilization and disappear into the forest with my children even if it is only for 2 days but my god how I wish it was forever
September 3, 2023 at 12:49 PM
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me using submission to learn patience
August 30, 2023 at 3:08 PM
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When you're trying to be social but the disassociation hits
September 3, 2023 at 10:42 AM