Bad
@thebad.website
I'm Bad.
I make smuggies and other sillies on https://thebad.website
Non-smug content is on my Mastodon at https://hsnl.social/@Bad
Have a nice day and a beautiful life!
I make smuggies and other sillies on https://thebad.website
Non-smug content is on my Mastodon at https://hsnl.social/@Bad
Have a nice day and a beautiful life!
![[orange fait un sourire arrogant mais gêné en pointant du doigt le "GRAND MARCHÉ AUX ESCLAVES DE 1860", dans lequel des foules de gens sont présents, et des esclaves demandent "aidez-nous…"]
Il n'y a pas de consommation éthique sous le capitalisme mon frère, tout est mauvais
Je vais continuer à acheter des esclaves tant que l'état ne m'en empêche pas, en attendant chacun son opinion soyons d'accord qu'on est pas d'accord et puis ma famille a besoin de leur labeur
Mais c'est cool que tu arrives à vivre sans esclaves, continue l'activisme anti-esclavagisme c'est super !
Tu es le meilleur !](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6grcowmlcu5fcgepz45u6uke/bafkreifpo6l6gneoj2dg5gcxafzqhi2ehe5qfpmdofykhpj2xyn5xfyumq@jpeg)
![[orange character is smiling smugly, doing a finger gun, in front of the "1860 WEEKLY SLAVE MARKET" in which a crowd of people are browsing slaves, while some slaves ask "please help…"]
There is no ethical consumption under capitalism bro, everything is equally bad
I won't stop buying slaves until the state compels me not to, until then to each their own and let's agree to disagree and I'll have you know my family needs their labor
It's great that you can live without slaves though, keep being an anti-slavery activist it's awesome!
You're the best!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6grcowmlcu5fcgepz45u6uke/bafkreic6o6t74flymjcjsoavdb7og2mnubadr4sljuaoa6g7hhnugoi2yq@jpeg)
Another one just for the frenchies.
At that rate, I might be forced to split this account in two, to have anglo-bluesky / frenchie-bluesky separately.
Actually, should I do that? Thoughts?
Regular smuggies will resume as usual afterwards.
#france #français #police #crs #justice #acab #nantes
At that rate, I might be forced to split this account in two, to have anglo-bluesky / frenchie-bluesky separately.
Actually, should I do that? Thoughts?
Regular smuggies will resume as usual afterwards.
#france #français #police #crs #justice #acab #nantes
December 5, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Sorry non-frenchies, but this one is important.
Si les journaux n'ont pas envie de couvrir cette commission d'enquête, faut bien le faire…
#politique #lfi #islamisme #lr #commission #enquete #france #français #melenchon #insoumis #wauquiez #rn
Si les journaux n'ont pas envie de couvrir cette commission d'enquête, faut bien le faire…
#politique #lfi #islamisme #lr #commission #enquete #france #français #melenchon #insoumis #wauquiez #rn
December 4, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Sorry non-frenchies, but this one is important.
Si les journaux n'ont pas envie de couvrir cette commission d'enquête, faut bien le faire…
#politique #lfi #islamisme #lr #commission #enquete #france #français #melenchon #insoumis #wauquiez #rn
Si les journaux n'ont pas envie de couvrir cette commission d'enquête, faut bien le faire…
#politique #lfi #islamisme #lr #commission #enquete #france #français #melenchon #insoumis #wauquiez #rn
![[vert, en panique, un bras manquant, laisse une trainée de sang derrière lui dans un couloir d'hôpital]
À l'aide, j'ai perdu mon bras et je suis en train de me vider de mon sang
[orange, les bras croisés, répond avec l'air énervé]
Espèce d'ingrat, il y a des gens qui ont perdu leurs deux bras, ressaisis-toi](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6grcowmlcu5fcgepz45u6uke/bafkreih2upsi5iix4o3wf2qgotmshano5k24hzfruogzuy3ewqogbjf5l4@jpeg)
![[green, an arm missing, leaving a trail of blood, is desperately calling for help in a hospital corridor]
Please help me, I've lost my arm and I'm bleeding to death
[orange, arms crossed, replies angrily at green]
Stop being such an ungrateful idiot, there are people out there who have lost both arms](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6grcowmlcu5fcgepz45u6uke/bafkreig4wlldhurq3u7me6k2bwqdr6m3r6c4dgimiicc4cqcao5mgw276i@jpeg)
![[un graphe exponentiel]
DISTRIBUTION GLOBALE DE LA GÊNE
La différnece de perception de la gêne d'un pays à l'autre est prise en compte
La gêne est ajustée et exprimée en unités de gêne internationale
Le niveau de gêne moyen suffit à peine à vivre dans un pays à haut niveau de gêne
50% de la population mondiale vit avec très peu de gêne par jour
[un professeur explique]
Comme vous pouvez le voir sur le graphe ci-dessus, nous vivons dans une société™ où la distrbution de la gêne est très inégalitaire
[le professeur continue]
Plus vous approchez du haut, plus la gêne est concentrée aux mains d'une petite élite
[le professeur conclut]
Et tout en haut se trouve Elon Musk, qui a atteint le niveau maximum de gênance](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6grcowmlcu5fcgepz45u6uke/bafkreigmu3uxfh4vbzri5ikgmr64g3ed623r5ggbfuqihuizivk5h6qkjy@jpeg)
![[an exponential graph is shown]
GLOBAL CRINGE DISTRIBUTION
Differences in the perception of cringe between countries are taken into account
Cringe levels are adjusted and expressed in international cringe units
The average cringe levels are barely enough to make it in a high cringe country
50% of the world's population lives with very little daily cringe
[a professor explains]
As you can see on the graph above, we live in a society™ in which the distribution of cringe is very unequal
[the professor keeps going]
The closer you get to the top, the more cringe is concentrated in the hands of a small elite
[the professor concludes]
And at the very top is Elon Musk, who has reached maximum cringe levels](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6grcowmlcu5fcgepz45u6uke/bafkreibvqblupeetwfjjlkdxuucydmnzensw7ygfdkplmwsbysojmkkr2a@jpeg)
Added the virgin today.
Have a nice day.
Have a nice day.
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Added the virgin today.
Have a nice day.
Have a nice day.
![[orange, pistolet pointé sur vert, l'air énervé]
MEURS !
[vert, pissant le sang et tombant au sol]
Ah !
Tu m'as tiré dessus !
[bleu, haussant les épaules]
En tant qu'observateur neutre, j'ai vu vert insulter orange avant qu'orange tire sur vert, donc je considère que les deux sont autant en tort l'un que l'autre
[vert, allongé dans une flaque de son propre sang, est très confus]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6grcowmlcu5fcgepz45u6uke/bafkreigq2e46pkobb4aivcln5pl55dokmbcnqjkqylgtamjceh73epak5m@jpeg)
![[orange, wielding a gun, shoots at green]
DIE!
[green is pouring blood from the chest, falling to the floor]
Gasp!
You shot me!
[blue, shrugging]
As a neutral onlooker, I saw green insult orange before orange shot green, so I guess they're both equally at fault here
[green, laying in a pool of their own blood, is extremely confused]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6grcowmlcu5fcgepz45u6uke/bafkreifexrm267oaiqfzpsnoxn3bgjcjxwfew4adxfcoo2ithhqvk7upsu@jpeg)
Thinking in terms of motion lines thanks to this book archive.org/details/crea...
Anatomy practice with this book cursoseorientacoes.com/wp-content/u...
Anatomy deep dive with this book archive.org/details/cons...
And here's the finished picture.
Anatomy practice with this book cursoseorientacoes.com/wp-content/u...
Anatomy deep dive with this book archive.org/details/cons...
And here's the finished picture.
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Thinking in terms of motion lines thanks to this book archive.org/details/crea...
Anatomy practice with this book cursoseorientacoes.com/wp-content/u...
Anatomy deep dive with this book archive.org/details/cons...
And here's the finished picture.
Anatomy practice with this book cursoseorientacoes.com/wp-content/u...
Anatomy deep dive with this book archive.org/details/cons...
And here's the finished picture.
Daily anatomy practice is usually uninteresting (and shamefully bad), but today I decided to draw the Chad of Virgin & Chad fame, so why not share it.
Still not great at this (lol @ hands and face), but practice is good!
MSPaint + mouse, cuz I'm a madman.
#art #meme #chad #practice #mspaint
Still not great at this (lol @ hands and face), but practice is good!
MSPaint + mouse, cuz I'm a madman.
#art #meme #chad #practice #mspaint
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Therapist gave me homework.
Self-portraits of important emotional events.
What an incredibly interesting task.
It's pushing my skills and creativity past their limits.
Emotionally brutal, but artistically great.
Will share when done.
Smuggies will resume afterwards.
#art #selfportrait #therapy
Self-portraits of important emotional events.
What an incredibly interesting task.
It's pushing my skills and creativity past their limits.
Emotionally brutal, but artistically great.
Will share when done.
Smuggies will resume afterwards.
#art #selfportrait #therapy
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Therapist gave me homework.
Self-portraits of important emotional events.
What an incredibly interesting task.
It's pushing my skills and creativity past their limits.
Emotionally brutal, but artistically great.
Will share when done.
Smuggies will resume afterwards.
#art #selfportrait #therapy
Self-portraits of important emotional events.
What an incredibly interesting task.
It's pushing my skills and creativity past their limits.
Emotionally brutal, but artistically great.
Will share when done.
Smuggies will resume afterwards.
#art #selfportrait #therapy
And here's the silly drawing that became the arachno-communism smuggie.
I don't usually share my physical sketches because I'm not proud of how I draw by hand, but this one actually turned out okay, I might be improving?
Daily practice works? Yay!
#art #drawing #anarchism #spiders
I don't usually share my physical sketches because I'm not proud of how I draw by hand, but this one actually turned out okay, I might be improving?
Daily practice works? Yay!
#art #drawing #anarchism #spiders
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
And here's the silly drawing that became the arachno-communism smuggie.
I don't usually share my physical sketches because I'm not proud of how I draw by hand, but this one actually turned out okay, I might be improving?
Daily practice works? Yay!
#art #drawing #anarchism #spiders
I don't usually share my physical sketches because I'm not proud of how I draw by hand, but this one actually turned out okay, I might be improving?
Daily practice works? Yay!
#art #drawing #anarchism #spiders
![[vert]
C'est quoi ton idéologie ?
Moi, je suis socialiste
[rouge, en hoodie, l'air vicieux]
Je suis un arachno-communiste
[vert, content]
Oh c'est cool, nos idéologies sont…
[zoom sur le visage de vert, inquiet]
…attends, tu as dit que tu es un quoi?
[rouge nous lance des araignées dessus, l'air vicieux, en hurlant]
EN AVANT MES ENFANTS !
SAISISSEZ LES MOYENS DE PRODUCTION](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6grcowmlcu5fcgepz45u6uke/bafkreicfhcmjjtu26wovqcziibdg3s5jmqolx3rtb6qnbeafygdqu5kghi@jpeg)
![[green]
So what's your ideology?
Me, I'm a socialist
[red, in a hood, looking mean]
I'm an anarcho communist
[green, happy]
Oh, that's pretty cool, both our ideologies are
[zoom on green's face, looking worried]
…wait, you said you're a what?
[red, looking demonic, unleashes spiders towards us while screaming]
GO FORTH MY MINIONS!
SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6grcowmlcu5fcgepz45u6uke/bafkreidszthbhnh3spdo4ph27cc5ejxosprm3hkp64tesejq4izjqk6wpm@jpeg)
![[2025]
[vert, content]
Enfin ! Ils ont publié les Epstein files !
[bleu, énervé]
C'est pour te distraire du vrai sujet: les Epstein files
[2026]
[vert, content]
Enfin ! Les Epstein files !
[bleu, énervé]
C'est pour te distraire des Epstein files
[2027]
[vert, content]
Enfin ! Les files !
[bleu, énervé]
Non ! Les files !
[2040]
[vert, content]
E !
[bleu, énervé]
N !
[3000]
[vert, avec trois yeux, content]
Gazoorp! Proogla woog Epstein!
[bleu, avec deux têtes, énervé]
Gool barahla vyyb zuugbge… gala wolo Epstein!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6grcowmlcu5fcgepz45u6uke/bafkreiamfhb3qswesqvssqg54kiyttmpzvdis6to2qfcmxzanhf4ujwjxi@jpeg)
![[2025]
[green, happy]
Finally! They released the Epstein files!
[blue, angry]
Don't let them distract you from the real topic… the Epstein files
[2026]
[green, happy]
Finally! The Epstein files!
[blue, angry]
Don't let them distract you from the Epstein files
[2027]
[green, happy]
Finally! The files!
[blue, angry]
No! The files!
[2040]
[green, happy]
F!
[blue, angry]
N!
[3000]
[green, mutated, with three eyes, happy]
Gazoorp! Proogla woog Epstein!
[blue, mutated with two heads, angry]
Gool barahla vyyb zuugbge… gala wolo Epstein!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6grcowmlcu5fcgepz45u6uke/bafkreiaqqvmrfz3v2fblu73jh42yu36s3zppgj6wt6mz6tn5ieoi4vewxm@jpeg)
![[an FBI agent chomps on documents]
"Sorry, my dog ate my homework"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6grcowmlcu5fcgepz45u6uke/bafkreidch2k5nz3qwqzghlczsnodcfmtgpvpj4saw3jlrev627nsb7pgta@jpeg)
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 AM
![[orange, parlant fièrement à un pupitre]
Le peuple a demandé
Nous en prenons acte
Nous avons enfin décidé de publier les Epstein files
[orange passe un dossier "TOP SKRT !" à vert, qui parle]
Enfin!
La vérité tant attendue
[vert, déçu, tenant une feuille de papier déchiré]
Plein de pages sont déchirées
[orange, arrogant]
Ces pages se sont suicidées quand elles étaient en prison
[vert est blasé]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6grcowmlcu5fcgepz45u6uke/bafkreifkysv6ulertne3amfw6u4nxm653knf63zhhx7opftuwijjval2m4@jpeg)
![[orange, speaking proudly at a lectern]
The people asked…
We delivered!
We have finally decided to release the Epstein files
[orange hands a "TOP SKRT!" document to green, who speaks]
Finally!
We shall know the truth!
[green is distraught, holding a torn page]
Most pages are missing or torn
[orange, smugly]
Those pages committed suicide while they were in jail
[green is blasé]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6grcowmlcu5fcgepz45u6uke/bafkreidzhyejkfl3a6xcu3dupbddbmem5gb2ty7cabhxcumjs2vs7obwem@jpeg)
![[captain Jean-Luc Picard smiles, surrounded by text]
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.
That is not a weakness.
That is life.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6grcowmlcu5fcgepz45u6uke/bafkreigz4bhaq3dnjfmov3slawqza2mwzqkexmtil3vfov3u6bpcmo5ks4@jpeg)
![[vert hurle, en se noyant]
À L'AIDE !
JE ME NOIE !
[orange lui envoie une bouée de sauvetage]
Attrape ça ! *
[vert attrape la bouée et découvre avec surprise qu'il y a du texte dessus]
* Offre invalidée si tu es étranger, handicapé, pauvre, etc.
[orange, l'air énervé, ramène la bouée vers lui]
[vert se noie, l'air blasé]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6grcowmlcu5fcgepz45u6uke/bafkreib755ejzv7qsn367obdycdzze7dqsvvylnglxyw7u42jhrt3wnhv4@jpeg)
![[green, drowning in an ocean]
HELP!
I'M DROWNING!
[orange, throwing a life preserver at green]
Catch this! *
[green, shocked, sees text inside the life preserver]
* Offer not valid if you're poor, foreign, disabled, etc.
[orange, looking evil, reels the life preserver back towards him]
[green drowns, looking blasé]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6grcowmlcu5fcgepz45u6uke/bafkreihycqbjm76zfncstvjzgyabrndbi5jaoepv52p6bi5cbswor2dfbq@jpeg)