The Babysitter
@thebabysitter.bsky.social
A deadly KGB operative, an ambitious New York developer, and a thermonuclear weapon. Welcome to the nineteen-eighties!
Oh my God — it's full of stars!
December 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Oh my God — it's full of stars!
Taking a page from Radio free Berlin.
Subversion. Propaganda. Big bird.
Subversion. Propaganda. Big bird.
December 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Taking a page from Radio free Berlin.
Subversion. Propaganda. Big bird.
Subversion. Propaganda. Big bird.
Yes, try this supplement:
Sour grapes.
Sour grapes.
December 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Yes, try this supplement:
Sour grapes.
Sour grapes.
According to Fox, military veterans shouldn’t have opinions? Shouldn’t voice their opinions? Shouldn’t vote?
December 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
According to Fox, military veterans shouldn’t have opinions? Shouldn’t voice their opinions? Shouldn’t vote?
If America takes Venezuela, China takes Taiwan. Better be 100% certain it’s worth it, comrades.
December 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If America takes Venezuela, China takes Taiwan. Better be 100% certain it’s worth it, comrades.
Why would he care if they didn’t want to invade one day? 🤷
December 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Why would he care if they didn’t want to invade one day? 🤷
Too bad you can’t see the cute little whistle on string.
December 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Too bad you can’t see the cute little whistle on string.
“Widely deployed miniature radiological devices prone to malfunction if not properly maintained annually, posing critical risk to citizens’ health and homes.”
December 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“Widely deployed miniature radiological devices prone to malfunction if not properly maintained annually, posing critical risk to citizens’ health and homes.”
“US government requires every American household to maintain a nuclear device at home.”
December 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
“US government requires every American household to maintain a nuclear device at home.”
Take his keys away.
He’s drunk driving the DOJ.
He’s drunk driving the DOJ.
December 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Take his keys away.
He’s drunk driving the DOJ.
He’s drunk driving the DOJ.
If they are altered, it’s permission for anyone to leak the originals.
December 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If they are altered, it’s permission for anyone to leak the originals.
Knowing how the media works, it could be a perfect distraction from the presidential pedophilia.
December 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Knowing how the media works, it could be a perfect distraction from the presidential pedophilia.
But is there any such thing as “too much Nazi” for the MAGA base?
December 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
But is there any such thing as “too much Nazi” for the MAGA base?
Worth 32 Taurus missiles
December 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Worth 32 Taurus missiles
Source: Hegseth order
Method: murder
Method: murder
December 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Source: Hegseth order
Method: murder
Method: murder
The economy was thriving under Joe Biden. Perhaps a bit overheated, but thriving. Trump has tainted the American economy with his chaos and corruption.
December 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The economy was thriving under Joe Biden. Perhaps a bit overheated, but thriving. Trump has tainted the American economy with his chaos and corruption.
Excited for the day when these folks are in prison.
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Excited for the day when these folks are in prison.
So he was ordered to assassinate a list of people, whether they were combatants or not, whether they were shipwrecked, had surrendered, or weren’t actually individuals named on the list.
December 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
So he was ordered to assassinate a list of people, whether they were combatants or not, whether they were shipwrecked, had surrendered, or weren’t actually individuals named on the list.
Murdering George Floyd guaranteed he could no longer jaywalk.
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Murdering George Floyd guaranteed he could no longer jaywalk.
People need to go to jail over this. The orders, the action, the coverup.
December 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
People need to go to jail over this. The orders, the action, the coverup.
Calling for help is what people tend to do when they are attacked at sea and in need of help.
December 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Calling for help is what people tend to do when they are attacked at sea and in need of help.
Because Americans get their news from Russian bots.
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Because Americans get their news from Russian bots.
Damn immigrant.
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Damn immigrant.