The Awkward Silence
@theawkwardsilence.bsky.social
You say, "The," we say, "Awkward Silence." You say, "What?" We say, "Sorry, were you-?" You say, "I wasn't talking to you." We say, "It looked like you were." You say, "Guys, who are you?" We say, "WE ESTABLISHED THAT AT THE START."
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World's first trillionaire, you say?
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Richer Than God: The Tony Milch Story - Episode 1 - 'The Birth Of A Legend'
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November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
World's first trillionaire, you say?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNc5...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNc5...
At last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.
October 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
At last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.
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At last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.
September 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
At last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.
At last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.
September 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
At last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.
Reposted by The Awkward Silence
On this week’s NonCensored we go straight to the source of those swan-eating rumours.
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September 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
On this week’s NonCensored we go straight to the source of those swan-eating rumours.
@rosieisaholt.bsky.social @notmurphy.bsky.social @ohhiralphjones.bsky.social @theawkwardsilence.bsky.social
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Little glimpse at our future here.
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Little glimpse at our future here.
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A cautionary tale about AI.
August 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
A cautionary tale about AI.
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"Gene Hackman and I knew each other relatively well."
August 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
"Gene Hackman and I knew each other relatively well."
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The Gentleman At The Bar.
August 21, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The Gentleman At The Bar.
We’re here on October 13, peddling some new stuff (possibly guff). Yes!!!
#ACMS
📆 Monday 13th October
🏰 The Phoenix pub
🎟️ £10+ online from wegottickets.com/event/675912
😻 hosted by turlygod.bsky.social, with @alexanderybennett.bsky.social, The Awkward Silence (@ohhiralphjones.bsky.social), @charlievmartin.bsky.social, AND MORE
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk
📆 Monday 13th October
🏰 The Phoenix pub
🎟️ £10+ online from wegottickets.com/event/675912
😻 hosted by turlygod.bsky.social, with @alexanderybennett.bsky.social, The Awkward Silence (@ohhiralphjones.bsky.social), @charlievmartin.bsky.social, AND MORE
🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk
September 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
We’re here on October 13, peddling some new stuff (possibly guff). Yes!!!
At last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.
September 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
At last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.
Oh no. SOMETHING naughty’s brewing.
September 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Oh no. SOMETHING naughty’s brewing.
The Gentleman At The Bar.
August 21, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The Gentleman At The Bar.
"Gene Hackman and I knew each other relatively well."
August 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
"Gene Hackman and I knew each other relatively well."
A cautionary tale about AI.
August 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
A cautionary tale about AI.
Gigging on Wednesday at @nextlevelsketch.bsky.social, who are the loveliest organisers of a beautiful comedy night. Stop pretending you don't want to come and just GET DOWN THERE.
wegottickets.com/event/652481
wegottickets.com/event/652481
April 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Gigging on Wednesday at @nextlevelsketch.bsky.social, who are the loveliest organisers of a beautiful comedy night. Stop pretending you don't want to come and just GET DOWN THERE.
wegottickets.com/event/652481
wegottickets.com/event/652481
When you have as many good ideas as we do, not everything can make the cut. Mind Milk, Soho Theatre, tomorrow and Saturday, 10.15pm.
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April 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
When you have as many good ideas as we do, not everything can make the cut. Mind Milk, Soho Theatre, tomorrow and Saturday, 10.15pm.
sohotheatre.com/events/the-a...
sohotheatre.com/events/the-a...
We cannot wait to come to the Soho Theatre on April 4 and 5, ladies and gentlemen. And we...want...to...see...you...there.
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March 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
We cannot wait to come to the Soho Theatre on April 4 and 5, ladies and gentlemen. And we...want...to...see...you...there.
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LOOKS LIKE WE'RE COMING TO THE SOHO THEATRE, LADS.
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The Awkward Silence: Mind Milk - Soho Theatre
What are you storing in the back rooms of your brain? Who’s lurking behind your eyes? Hold still. Let’s plug you in.
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February 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE COMING TO THE SOHO THEATRE, LADS.
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sohotheatre.com/events/the-a...
We expect to have some immensely exciting news to share with all of you soon...
February 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
We expect to have some immensely exciting news to share with all of you soon...
THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
(This is taken from Quantum Leopard the other day, run by @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social. A nicer, more welcoming comedy night we have yet to come across.)
(This is taken from Quantum Leopard the other day, run by @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social. A nicer, more welcoming comedy night we have yet to come across.)
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
(This is taken from Quantum Leopard the other day, run by @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social. A nicer, more welcoming comedy night we have yet to come across.)
(This is taken from Quantum Leopard the other day, run by @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social. A nicer, more welcoming comedy night we have yet to come across.)
We're at the deliriously great Quantum Leopard on Saturday night, doing 10 minutes alongside some legends of the game.
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www.ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/21-...
Quantum Leopard S09E09 w/ Esther Manito AND IT'S BYOB at BOLD Elephant
Tickets are now available for Quantum Leopard S09E09 w/ Esther Manito AND IT'S BYOB at BOLD Elephant, London on Sat 11 Jan 2025 at 8:00PM. Click the link for further information and to secure your tickets now!
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January 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
We're at the deliriously great Quantum Leopard on Saturday night, doing 10 minutes alongside some legends of the game.
www.ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/21-...
www.ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/21-...
In three months we're doing Mind Milk, our latest show, perhaps for the final time ever - in OXFORD. March 21 - 14 years to the day since our first ever gig together.
www.oxfordplayhouse.com/events/mind-...
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Mind Milk | Oxford Playhouse
A kaleidoscope of characters collide in this hallucinatory sketch comedy feast from award-winning The Awkward Silence.
Dreams struggle with nightmares; fa
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December 23, 2024 at 10:21 AM
In three months we're doing Mind Milk, our latest show, perhaps for the final time ever - in OXFORD. March 21 - 14 years to the day since our first ever gig together.
www.oxfordplayhouse.com/events/mind-...
www.oxfordplayhouse.com/events/mind-...