Sorry I’m late, I took an everything shower. I remembered EVERYTHING weird I’ve ever said, EVERTHING awkward I’ve ever did and decided after that shower I would change EVERYTHING about myself. Oh and I shaved my legs…

Did Daylight even say thank you for us saving it?

“I wish there was more time in the day”
✨Daylight Saving Time✨
“No, not like that!”

Today I’m living by the old proverb “we got food at home.”

Did every woman just complete dry January? Today’s events made my lady bits like the Sahara.

For Booksky 📚

✅ Bookshop.org: every purchase supports local independent bookstores.

❌ Kindle: owned by Amazon.

✅ Public Libraries: (cannot recommend this enough!!) free audiobooks, apps, media (like NYT), books, ebooks, and more.

That @kristenbell.bsky.social sure is something huh? Today’s Sunday scaries are the scariest…

Chicago honors Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Diet starts Monday!*

*the first Monday the world doesn’t feel like it is on fire.

I turned on ‘Nobody Wants This’ thinking it was Inauguration coverage but was pleasantly surprised by seeing Kristen Bell and Adam Brody?

@diolingo.bsky.social u up? #tiktokrefugee