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Stanford F. Pines
@theauthorfordpines.bsky.social
“I am strange, I am attracted to the strange, and the strange has always been attracted to me.”

(Parody by @imfeelingsilly.bsky.social 👅 wip username I’m so blank on ideas)
I can assure you I'm not lying.
March 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I'm not stupid.
March 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I found this picture on the web. Is that better?
February 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Of the snails? No, not yet. Sorry Leonardo.
February 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It's alright.
February 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Goodness.
February 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I might've seen an Oregon forestsnail. I'll be sure to snap a picture next time.
February 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
No, don’t get upset. Me and Stanley argue enough.

I can deal with it Leonardo
February 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Okay, I don’t know what your saying at all.
February 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It’s a bit rude.
February 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Why is everyone mocking me for fixing bad grammar?
February 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
///bro thinks he's the alpha!!!!!!!/jJJJ
February 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
///HELPE ENMEMDBIUG*Y
February 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
///Im being bullied
February 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Milo, what’s this supposed to mean?
February 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Disappointing how they can’t spell.
February 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Though, you're safe, It doesn't look like any incantations I'm aware of.
February 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Gibberish, I don't understand how people communicate like this! Where is the conversation?!
February 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Don't deride Morgan.
February 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"ganglish" The name alone is bothering me.
February 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Good.
February 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
If I leave Leo's grammar alone will you stop criticizing me?
February 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM