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It wasn’t a bad dream. He had woken up stark naked – outside and without a clue where he was, how he had got there, and where his clothes were. And he was surrounded by what looked like a school class. The teacher finally broke the silence – “Class, male anatomy just got added as a topic for today.”
October 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It wasn’t a bad dream. He had woken up stark naked – outside and without a clue where he was, how he had got there, and where his clothes were. And he was surrounded by what looked like a school class. The teacher finally broke the silence – “Class, male anatomy just got added as a topic for today.”
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They happened to come across him in a small hidden cove by the lake. He was sound asleep and didn’t notice them. Silently they snatched his swim trunks, pushed the boat onto the water, and watched in excitement as the poor man slowly drifted towards the crowed beach on the other side of the lake.
October 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
They happened to come across him in a small hidden cove by the lake. He was sound asleep and didn’t notice them. Silently they snatched his swim trunks, pushed the boat onto the water, and watched in excitement as the poor man slowly drifted towards the crowed beach on the other side of the lake.
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He’d been cooling off in the river, tired and half asleep a day of hiking, and didn’t notice the guys stealing his stuff before it was too late. They’d taken everything – clothes, food, phone, all was gone. It was only one thing he could do now – take the naked walk to the nearest ranger station.
October 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
He’d been cooling off in the river, tired and half asleep a day of hiking, and didn’t notice the guys stealing his stuff before it was too late. They’d taken everything – clothes, food, phone, all was gone. It was only one thing he could do now – take the naked walk to the nearest ranger station.
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“Are you ready for your final challenge of boot camp? You’ve been bragging about your great survival skills, so let’s put them to tests. You’ve two days to find your way back to the base – no clothes, no food, no tools, only basic survival. If you’re late or need rescuing, you’re out. Good luck!”
October 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“Are you ready for your final challenge of boot camp? You’ve been bragging about your great survival skills, so let’s put them to tests. You’ve two days to find your way back to the base – no clothes, no food, no tools, only basic survival. If you’re late or need rescuing, you’re out. Good luck!”
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It all happened so fast. One moment he was out on his daily morning jog, focused on running and with music in his ear, the next he was down on the floor of a van with his clothes ripped off him. Now he found himself stark naked in the middle of the city with the morning rush hour about to start.
October 12, 2025 at 10:50 AM
It all happened so fast. One moment he was out on his daily morning jog, focused on running and with music in his ear, the next he was down on the floor of a van with his clothes ripped off him. Now he found himself stark naked in the middle of the city with the morning rush hour about to start.
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Yes, I said I'd let you keep one item, but I didn't say it had to be one item of clothing. You can keep your sunglasses – and nothing else. Put the jacket with your other clothes and run away. It’s a nice day for working on your all-over-tan anyway. Good luck!”
August 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Yes, I said I'd let you keep one item, but I didn't say it had to be one item of clothing. You can keep your sunglasses – and nothing else. Put the jacket with your other clothes and run away. It’s a nice day for working on your all-over-tan anyway. Good luck!”
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This is by far the best time to head for a hike. It’s the start of a new school year, and all the fraternities and college sports teams are having their initiations. You’re more or less bound to run into embarrassed college boys wearing nothing but their shoes, trying to find their way home.
August 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This is by far the best time to head for a hike. It’s the start of a new school year, and all the fraternities and college sports teams are having their initiations. You’re more or less bound to run into embarrassed college boys wearing nothing but their shoes, trying to find their way home.
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“Come on! You’d your fun. Give me my clothes back. Please!”
“Nah, it’s time you get a real taste of your own medicine. Besides, this swim wear suits you perfectly. It really shows your body. Try to relax and enjoy the rest of the day.”
“Nah, it’s time you get a real taste of your own medicine. Besides, this swim wear suits you perfectly. It really shows your body. Try to relax and enjoy the rest of the day.”
September 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
“Come on! You’d your fun. Give me my clothes back. Please!”
“Nah, it’s time you get a real taste of your own medicine. Besides, this swim wear suits you perfectly. It really shows your body. Try to relax and enjoy the rest of the day.”
“Nah, it’s time you get a real taste of your own medicine. Besides, this swim wear suits you perfectly. It really shows your body. Try to relax and enjoy the rest of the day.”
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He was trapped in a vicious cycle. To silence the blackmailer, he had agreed to send nude photos within five minutes of every demand, regardless of whenever or wherever it was. It wasn’t until much later that he realized he was only feeding the blackmail, and by then it was too late.
September 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
He was trapped in a vicious cycle. To silence the blackmailer, he had agreed to send nude photos within five minutes of every demand, regardless of whenever or wherever it was. It wasn’t until much later that he realized he was only feeding the blackmail, and by then it was too late.
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It had started out as a refreshing naked swim on an empty beach, but now he faced a choice between two evils. Should he hide out and hope all the people would leave as sudden as they had appeared, or should he put on a brave smile and march up on the now crowded beach to get his clothes.
September 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It had started out as a refreshing naked swim on an empty beach, but now he faced a choice between two evils. Should he hide out and hope all the people would leave as sudden as they had appeared, or should he put on a brave smile and march up on the now crowded beach to get his clothes.
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Who needs enemies with friends like this? Friends who strip you naked, run off with all your clothes, and leave you alone and embarrassed at beach, facing a humiliating walk back home.
September 7, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Who needs enemies with friends like this? Friends who strip you naked, run off with all your clothes, and leave you alone and embarrassed at beach, facing a humiliating walk back home.
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A lesson learned the hard way. Never trust your friends and agree to pose for a naked picture out on the balcony. It’s always a trap and you will find yourself locked out stark naked before you have the time to react. Then follows the though negotiations to be let back inside.
September 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
A lesson learned the hard way. Never trust your friends and agree to pose for a naked picture out on the balcony. It’s always a trap and you will find yourself locked out stark naked before you have the time to react. Then follows the though negotiations to be let back inside.
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When the police were handed the expanded authority to conduct public strip searches it was to combat the increasing crime rates. The crime rates had fallen as expected, but the number of strip searches remained high. The justification was said to be the preventive effect of the possible humiliation.
September 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
When the police were handed the expanded authority to conduct public strip searches it was to combat the increasing crime rates. The crime rates had fallen as expected, but the number of strip searches remained high. The justification was said to be the preventive effect of the possible humiliation.
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The loan shark was decent man. If you couldn’t pay on time your debt was canceled, but the catch was the one spin you had to do on the roulette table. On the small chance you would win, you walked away debt free. If you lost, you were not only cleared your debt but of all your worldly belongings.
September 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The loan shark was decent man. If you couldn’t pay on time your debt was canceled, but the catch was the one spin you had to do on the roulette table. On the small chance you would win, you walked away debt free. If you lost, you were not only cleared your debt but of all your worldly belongings.
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“That was a stupid move, wasn’t it? You could have got your clothes back tomorrow, and instead you blew it with that idiotic double-or-nothing bet. I’m not complaining though. It will be nice to have a naked cabin boy for the next three weeks. You can come back in now, your clothes are locked away.”
September 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
“That was a stupid move, wasn’t it? You could have got your clothes back tomorrow, and instead you blew it with that idiotic double-or-nothing bet. I’m not complaining though. It will be nice to have a naked cabin boy for the next three weeks. You can come back in now, your clothes are locked away.”
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He knew you shouldn't be in this part of town at night, but it had been a long day at work, and he only wanted to get home and to bed as fast as possible. This was the quickest route home, and what was the worst that could happen? Well, you could be robbed of everything down to your dirty underwear.
September 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
He knew you shouldn't be in this part of town at night, but it had been a long day at work, and he only wanted to get home and to bed as fast as possible. This was the quickest route home, and what was the worst that could happen? Well, you could be robbed of everything down to your dirty underwear.
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“Oh yeah, you’ve every reason to be sorry. You broke into the wrong house this time. We’re not calling the police, but by the time we dump your naked and not-so-straight-anymore ass somewhere tomorrow night you probably wish we had.”
September 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
“Oh yeah, you’ve every reason to be sorry. You broke into the wrong house this time. We’re not calling the police, but by the time we dump your naked and not-so-straight-anymore ass somewhere tomorrow night you probably wish we had.”
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“Yeah, I see you don’t have much of value on you, but I can’t you let you of the hook to easily either. People might think I’m getting soft you know, and that’s bad for my reputation. I’ll take your clothes, then. Just leave them there and run off. Your dick seems to like the idea anyway.”
October 4, 2025 at 8:58 AM
“Yeah, I see you don’t have much of value on you, but I can’t you let you of the hook to easily either. People might think I’m getting soft you know, and that’s bad for my reputation. I’ll take your clothes, then. Just leave them there and run off. Your dick seems to like the idea anyway.”
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“So, you thought I’d forgot about your lost bet? Well, I said I would find the perfect punishment for you some day. I ran into our new neighbors today and invited them over for lunch. It will be nice for them to see the whole of you. They're here. Move your hands, sit up, and put on a big smile.”
September 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
“So, you thought I’d forgot about your lost bet? Well, I said I would find the perfect punishment for you some day. I ran into our new neighbors today and invited them over for lunch. It will be nice for them to see the whole of you. They're here. Move your hands, sit up, and put on a big smile.”
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Usual morning problems 😮💨🍆
September 30, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Usual morning problems 😮💨🍆
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Need ploughing? 🍆👨🌾
February 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Need ploughing? 🍆👨🌾