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The A System
@theasystem.bsky.social
Dx: Dissociative identity disorder

A collection of alters.

We have a TikTok….
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@colbertlateshow.bsky.social My disorder is NOT your joke. Skits like this reenforce dangerous beliefs about my community. Beliefs that result in us having little to no access to appropriate health care or social support, and even damage our interpersonal relationships. This joke does real harm.
May 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
May 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Our boss found out today how quickly we can edit his face onto a jar of salad dressing….
May 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Why does finding out who the new pope is feel like a worldwide gender reveal party.
May 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
May 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
EPIC RAP BATTTLE OF HISTORY
Suggestion:

Luigi VS the guy who shot Trumps ear
April 24, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I wanna take the chicken friends home
April 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Don’t know why these bitches keep trying me.

You already found out imto spicy for you. Why you coming back for seconds?!?!
April 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Sami: Glad we bought the car before the tariffs hit.

April: You can tariff all these clothes…
April 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Nothing like a shot of hot oil to the face to wake you up-
April 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Old braids
April 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Hair
April 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
We get u limited free broccoli at work. Give us two week. Going to test something 🧐 /j
If you eat a lot of broccoli, it will cure your dyslexia- my uncle. That is not how vegetables work, dude.
April 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Booker is going to filibuster for as long as he can starting tonight. Come man.

We did a 24 hour live stream. You can at least do that. 🫡
April 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
😂😂😂
March 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Me: Art you can’t front at work right now

Art: Fronting to talk to the 6’ trans fem therian everyday 🙄
March 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
It is 3 am, Art and April you both need to chill on the Lola Bunny/Juddy hopps debate. ACAB means alll.
March 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Best spouse response
March 12, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Just found out we can trace parts of our family tree back to the 1600s. Well on one side, on the other side it’s like 1940s ish.
March 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Daily ear check
March 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Art: Sami that guy looked at your butt

Sami: oh I’m sure he didn’t

Art: Want me to hit him with a car?
March 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Funniest comment on our Skunk saga
March 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
We probably have a month tops before our account drops below 1 million followers.
March 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
If not friend why friend shaped.
March 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I caught the skunk!!!!!
a group of black and white skunks are standing in a grassy field .
ALT: a group of black and white skunks are standing in a grassy field .
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March 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM