A spokesperson for NBN had this to say: "We heard you loud and clear, runners: you want a game based around ice and attacking centrals, rather than trashing Amani and getting Oppo'ed. We hope that Nebula Talent Management brings you the version of Netrunner you so crave!"

Facing censure from the Shaper Council, a local player defended themself by saying 'the ID is orange, but it's a green deck at heart.'

Charges were swiftly dropped, despite some members grumbling that this 'cosplay' argument shouldn't have worked for Geist or Az, either.

'I found it a little complicated, but I'm sure players will get used to it after a while,' said the original tester. 'Now I just need to figure out where to mail my playtest reports.'

Hoping to find a Spin Doctor to fix agenda flood, the corp instead found another 2 points, bringing the total in hand to 15. Our analysts believe that the only remaining move is to install 3 new remotes and have faith in 'Asset Ag.'

'We're thrilled to share these designs with the community, but even more than that we're looking forward to receiving fewer questions about how our work relates to the FFG product. Please stop asking. It makes me nervous. Let's just all stop thinking about it for two more months, then it's over.'

'For too long, we've been scared of losing our singleton breakers and cards we've struggled to draw to random damage. Net damage disproportionately affects the criminal community and it's time for this to stop.'

Asked for comment, a Jinteki rep replied 'Reprint PE.'

'I've been clicking Nuka, getting my Lat draw, and putting everything out that I can with Rigging Up and The Artist, but I've not way to attack the remote until I find a run event!'

At press time, the corp was on 5 points and had noticed nothing out of the ordinary.

Trying to calm their observers, a local Corp justified their decision to save money by allowing the runner to breach R&D on turn 1.

"Don't worry, this is perfectly normally. Besides, even if they were to steal an agenda, there's no way they would run back in the same turn."

The player, shocked at the recent revelation, immediately told their opponent 'Thinking' and stared in consternation at the board.

'But if I'm not running HQ four times this turn... then what on Earth am I doing?'

'An original, innovative, well-balanced design!'

Some corps expressed concern about ice not mattering after the breaker was installed, but Asset players collectively shrugged. 'I haven't installed ice since 2017, so I don't see why I should care. Ice is boring anyway. Get blasted.'

Assuring players that the new name was narratively justified and would fit in the frames, NSG shared a Criminal version of the iconic console for the next core set.

Crim players were not happy. 'We appreciate what NSG is trying to do,' said one, 'but the faction needs a lot more help than this.'

Allegations swirl around a recent Shaper list that appears to never make a run or have any practical use for a single card. Asked to account for their budgeted 45 credits of expenditures over the next 10 turns, the Shaper pilot only said, "Installables."

'I've seen some fucked up stuff in my time, but at least Eternal has a points system.'