I mostly hang out with my chickens these days. For my mental health. #chickenlady #easteregger

The walkie talkie feature of my smart watch is my new favorite thing.
My husband will regret showing this to me.

I love/hate annual wrap ups.
The Duolingo one hits you with Duo bum cheeks quite a few times for some reason.

Red = power outages in the Seattle area.
Us = just chillin’ cozied up in front of the fireplace with the doggos in the dark.The wind is really whipping through the trees outside.
#bombcyclone #pnw

Preparing for the bomb cyclone winds. All weather forecasts sound like band names from the early 00s. Bomb Cyclone (Ska). Atmospheric River (Emo). #pnw

Friends who have migrated here finally. It is in fact me. #repairess

I was pressured by the person I cohabitate with to publicly praise this item.
@johnbron.com #marriedtothejohnbron

Yesterday and today.
Black wood stain vs a lady who should have worn gloves. Lava soap works miracles friends.

Today = Brunch/ day drinking/ lounging in front of the AC/ chicken cuddles. Who knew I’d like these little dinosaurs so much.

Follow up: excessive heat/heat advisory in the PNW is anything above 70F/21C. (Jokes, but not really).

New social account = new opportunity to spam strangers with pictures of my chickens. #chickenmom