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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn
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"Me. When Emo teen: giggle."
February 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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"Mmmm. Monke."
February 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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[Check alt for what's on the funny board in background]
Cyn log #40k: subject orks. It appears these things make the saying "they're as dumb as bricks" seem redundant because if you put these guys next to a brick, the brick will have a higher IQ then them. The only similarity they have with orcs are the green skin, brutish nature, and 3 of the 4 letters. They are actually alot like mushrooms they send spores into the air and bam new orks are born. These guys actually have one of the LEAST corrupt governments I have EVER seen it's just biggest and baddest ork rules the band. They are shockingly content with life. And it appears they have a form of reality warping that they subconsciously use because they're too dumb. Ex. They believe the color red makes things go faster and thus when they paint things red somehow it makes it faster. This allows them to make things that SHOULDN'T even work to begin with. And also makes their squad leader bigger and badder somehow too because of the whole reality warping. I could get behind that life of chilling and just beating up other orks ngl. end of log.
December 15, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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"Shall we?"
November 30, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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"I believe you all. See me as a. Joke. I do not like that. So let's. Change that."
This kinda goes hard ngl - K-Dawg
November 30, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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//hey stinkies.
November 22, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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"How. Are you. Fleshbags and. Scrap heads. Doing today? I hope. It is. Bad for you."
November 22, 2024 at 3:41 PM
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November 21, 2024 at 9:21 PM
theasolver001.bsky.social
"Sorry for. Being gone. Had to. Wake my crown. Up. Smile. Anyways. What did. I miss?"
November 21, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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"Because. This is. Fun. Giggle."
November 8, 2024 at 7:37 PM
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"Well. this is. interesting. Curious."
November 8, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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"And I'd do it again."
November 8, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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November 8, 2024 at 6:25 PM