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Thea Sabin
@theasabin.bsky.social
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Author, Wicca for Beginners. I write about birds, bats, folklore, history, art, archaeology, things spooky and spiritual, monsters, and VERY bad movies. Ideal day is a hike with my sassy parrot to a Neolithic stone circle for a picnic that includes cheese.
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theasabin.bsky.social
Look. They keep the machine that goes ping in their bedroom. #Riffotronic
Scene from the film the Meaning of Life. John Cleese and Graham Chapman are in doctors' scrubs, standing over a pregnant woman on a gurney. Type over the image says "The Machine that Goes Ping'
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
theasabin.bsky.social
#Riffotronic (I seem to be using my Archer memes tonight)
Scene from the cartoon show Archer where Kreager, a bearded man in a lab coat, holds up robotic arms in the "jazz hands" position.
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
theasabin.bsky.social
Holy cats. #Riffotronic
A 60s living room with odd-shaped modern chairs, pillows scattered everywhere, some giant paper flowers in a vase, and a woman's face on the wall. The colors are garish--chartreuse, hot pink, purple.
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
theasabin.bsky.social
#Riffotronic
Still from the cartoon Archer. Archer is standing with his mother, Mallory, in their offices, and there are donuts scattered on the floor. Archer says, "Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
theasabin.bsky.social
Thank goodness he's messing with the pituitary gland and not the pineal gland. #riffotronic
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
theasabin.bsky.social
The classic blunders:

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Never go to Costco the Saturday before Thanksgiving.

#movie #film #princessbride
Actor Wallace Shawn in his classic role of Vizzini from the film The Princess Bride. He is standing outside with his hand to his ear and an incredulous look on his face. He’s short with a bald spot and wearing a brown velvet doublet with gold embroidery over a white poofy shirt. He famously lists the classic blunders before proving one of them is very iffy.
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
theasabin.bsky.social
Highly recommend. Very funny. Thanks, #bmoviemaniacs!
Cover of the book, "In Me Own Words: The Autobiography of Bigfoot" by Graham Romieux. Cover image is a rough drawing of an annoyed looking bigfoot.
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
theasabin.bsky.social
You asked. #bmoviemaniacs
Snow ghost character from Scooby Doo skiing on invisible skis down a snowy mountain. He looks like a fat white bigfoot.
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 AM
theasabin.bsky.social
A person could lose themselves in that cleft on Cliff's chin. #bmoviemaniacs
Black and white headshot of actor Clint Walker. He's looking to the right of the frame and wearing a plaid shirt.
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
theasabin.bsky.social
Enter Clint! Woohooo!
Actor Clint Walker in a still from the 1977 film Snowbeast. He's got a sheriff's jacket and a rifle over his shoulder. Snowy mountains in background. He looks pensive.
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
theasabin.bsky.social
I feel this way right now, but I'm significantly less fuzzy. #bmoviemaniacs
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
theasabin.bsky.social
Awwww #bmoviemaniacs, you know I love the frozen pile of crap that is Snowbeast! And not just because of Clint Walker. I spent part of my childhood in a rural area and my dad used to scare us with bigfoot stories. Snowbeast was a family fave.
Snowbeast monster from the '70s made for TV movie Snowbeast. He is clearly a rubber gorilla mask surrounded by a bushy halo of white fun fur.
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
theasabin.bsky.social
Put. The candle. Back. #Cinejanes
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
theasabin.bsky.social
I am being distracted by excessive cute. #cats #cinejanes
Orange cat sitting on the back of a couch with her head cocked to the side
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
theasabin.bsky.social
Little Miss—adopted during Covid—does not approve of return-to-office mandates that require all the warm laps she usually lounges in to be away from home 8+ hours a day. #cats
Orange cat sitting on a coffee table, looking down like she’s sad.
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 AM
theasabin.bsky.social
You got me with that one. Her Nibs is giving me side eye. I think I may have snorted. #Riffotronic
November 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
theasabin.bsky.social
That was ghastly. Thanks for your fine company #bmoviemaniacs!
Blac and white clip of stern nuns in black habits walking single file down a dirt road in what looks like a desert.
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 AM
theasabin.bsky.social
Gary of Spider Island nods, knowingly. #bmoviemaniacs
Black and white headshot of the character "Gary" from the film Horror of Spider Island. He's shirtless and has short dark hair. His face is disfigured, with dark circles around the eyes and pointy teeth. He's supposed to be turning into a spider, but he looks more like he drank too much and woke up facedown in his own vomit.
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
theasabin.bsky.social
Clint Walker was prime beefcake back in the day. #bmoviemaniacs
Black and white photo of shirtless actor Clint Walker looking off to his right. He had clearly been working out.
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
theasabin.bsky.social
This movie is exceptionally noisy, and apparently one of the passengers is sitting on a cat. #bmoviemaniacs
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
theasabin.bsky.social
Always, always trying to entertain Her Nibs the #Parrot. Who knew a bowl of water and some plastic fish would keep her amused for an hour?
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 AM
theasabin.bsky.social
My beautiful doofus #cat has a tiny, circular bald patch, the size of a pencil eraser tip, on the back of each ear. Anyone know how he’d get that, other than mites? Could he have done it to himself or got them in a spat with his sister? Vet tomorrow. He doesn’t like that I’ve returned to office.
Headshot of a black cat lying on his back on a plaid pillow by a window. He looks thoughtful or stoned. He has green eyes.
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
theasabin.bsky.social
I am so proud of myself. (And hot.) #bmoviemaniacs
Closeup of a very smug Clint Howard as he's arm wrestling Peter Graves.
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
theasabin.bsky.social
And he can't wait until he gets to tangle with a snowbeast. #bmoviemaniacs
Actor Clint Walker in a sheriff's jacket with a gun slung over his shoulder, in front of some snowy mountains Head of a very furry white yeti from the film Snowbeast
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
theasabin.bsky.social
Enter Clint Walker. Yessssss. #Bmoviemaniacs
Black-and-white headshot of actor Clint Walker. He has dark hair and is wearing a collared shirt.
November 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM