"How was your 2024?"

"Yeah, good thanks"*
*Translation:

Should you go and watch Nosferatu?...

Local British Councils: "Don't forget to wash your trash before recycling it"

Meanwhile...

Oh cool, my irl wrapped just dropped...

Like Santa, I'm back for one night only, and you can bet your newly gifted skivvies I have A LOT to talk about.

Put on your slippers, scoot up to the fireplace and roast those chestnuts during some festive fuckery 🙌

Keep those eyes peeled for a Date & Time 👀

Game of The Year 2024: Elden Ring: Shadow of The Erdtree

Game of The Year 2025: Elon Musk Character Skin w/ Autistic Jump Cheer Emote

#thegameawards

Literally the only optimism any of us has at the moment is that Mike Tyson might beat a YouTuber to death.

If you look up the phrase 'shoot yourself in the foot,' a prime example would be 'being a woman and voting for Trump in 2024.'

This seems like the right place to shit on Elon

Our pursuit of attention has turned us inward, stripping away love and authenticity. We've traded our integrity for a stab at material gain, acting without soul. Are we too far gone, or can we reclaim our genuine selves and lead with love? Let's choose authenticity.

Parents: "Don't Talk To Strangers!"

2024:

Coming(back) Spring 2025.

Find this.

I have found a new hobby!

Criticise dodgy branding in shopping malls 👀

Nah nah nah... I'm not having these fluffy puffs of depression ruin my vacation vibes 🖕

But you know what is a good vibe? My Instagram ☺️
instagram.com/theartoffail...

Garage Conversion Project - Before & After.

It's taken me 30 months of DIY but I'm now finally creating content in my very own studio!

P.s Bluesky is feeling like home 👀

Hey, I'm Crooks - the sole personality behind the Twitch channel, TheArtofFail.

My channel's ethos is to stare failure in the face and laugh back at it - creating an environment for all the folks that put good times before expectations, pride or ego ✌️

Twitch.tv/theartoffail