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Crooks
@theartoffail.bsky.social
Just A Rubberhose Rudeboy - Making bottom of leaderboards feel like the back of the bus. 🇬🇧 Content Creator | Comedian | Creative Anarchist | Tit.

🔗 https://www.twitch.tv/theartoffail 📷 @theartoffail
"How was your 2024?"

"Yeah, good thanks"*
*Translation:
January 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Should you go and watch Nosferatu?...
January 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Local British Councils: "Don't forget to wash your trash before recycling it"

Meanwhile...
January 2, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Oh cool, my irl wrapped just dropped...
December 5, 2024 at 12:09 PM
Like Santa, I'm back for one night only, and you can bet your newly gifted skivvies I have A LOT to talk about.

Put on your slippers, scoot up to the fireplace and roast those chestnuts during some festive fuckery 🙌

Keep those eyes peeled for a Date & Time 👀
December 3, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Game of The Year 2024: Elden Ring: Shadow of The Erdtree

Game of The Year 2025: Elon Musk Character Skin w/ Autistic Jump Cheer Emote

#thegameawards
November 22, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Literally the only optimism any of us has at the moment is that Mike Tyson might beat a YouTuber to death.
November 12, 2024 at 4:44 PM
If you look up the phrase 'shoot yourself in the foot,' a prime example would be 'being a woman and voting for Trump in 2024.'
November 6, 2024 at 9:55 AM
This seems like the right place to shit on Elon
November 3, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Our pursuit of attention has turned us inward, stripping away love and authenticity. We've traded our integrity for a stab at material gain, acting without soul. Are we too far gone, or can we reclaim our genuine selves and lead with love? Let's choose authenticity.
November 1, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Parents: "Don't Talk To Strangers!"

2024:
October 19, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Coming(back) Spring 2025.
October 19, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Find this.
October 19, 2024 at 9:41 AM
I have found a new hobby!

Criticise dodgy branding in shopping malls 👀
September 14, 2023 at 6:13 PM
Nah nah nah... I'm not having these fluffy puffs of depression ruin my vacation vibes 🖕

But you know what is a good vibe? My Instagram ☺️
instagram.com/theartoffail...
September 11, 2023 at 1:37 PM
Garage Conversion Project - Before & After.

It's taken me 30 months of DIY but I'm now finally creating content in my very own studio!

P.s Bluesky is feeling like home 👀
September 10, 2023 at 4:22 PM
Hey, I'm Crooks - the sole personality behind the Twitch channel, TheArtofFail.

My channel's ethos is to stare failure in the face and laugh back at it - creating an environment for all the folks that put good times before expectations, pride or ego ✌️

Twitch.tv/theartoffail
September 10, 2023 at 3:03 PM