Alejandro Ortiz
@theartizan.bsky.social
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The woke libtard your parents warned you about
The woke libtard your parents warned you about
August 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
July 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I'll never understand how people really consumed decades of fiction where the underdog band of rebels save the day by fighting the powerful selfish villain, but then they went and voted for that villain to rule the world, except the idiot version #nokings
June 15, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I'll never understand how people really consumed decades of fiction where the underdog band of rebels save the day by fighting the powerful selfish villain, but then they went and voted for that villain to rule the world, except the idiot version #nokings
Gotta be honest, MAGAs pivoting to #anti-consummerism was not on my 2025 bingo card.
May 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Gotta be honest, MAGAs pivoting to #anti-consummerism was not on my 2025 bingo card.
MAGAs keep saying the #J6terrorists didn't get due process and I'm starting to suspect they don't know what "due process" even means.
April 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
MAGAs keep saying the #J6terrorists didn't get due process and I'm starting to suspect they don't know what "due process" even means.
Conservatives can't even muster the vapid "thoughts and prayers" performative act after school shootings anymore. Now it's basically this meme..
April 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Conservatives can't even muster the vapid "thoughts and prayers" performative act after school shootings anymore. Now it's basically this meme..
Who would've thought the face-eating leopards would eat their faces
January 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Who would've thought the face-eating leopards would eat their faces
Andrew Witty, the *actual* CEO of #UnitedHealthcare Group seeing Brian Thompson, a lower level executive, taking all the heat for the evils of his company.
December 5, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Andrew Witty, the *actual* CEO of #UnitedHealthcare Group seeing Brian Thompson, a lower level executive, taking all the heat for the evils of his company.
Already priming to move the goalposts. By this time next year Republicans will be saying it's our patriotic duty to accept Trump's inflationary crisis.
November 29, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Already priming to move the goalposts. By this time next year Republicans will be saying it's our patriotic duty to accept Trump's inflationary crisis.
Ah, c'mon Panthers
November 24, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Ah, c'mon Panthers
