The Argo Pirate
@theargopirate.bsky.social
Gentleman of humor.
Paging @razzball.bsky.social. Surely one of your followers must know.
November 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Paging @razzball.bsky.social. Surely one of your followers must know.
This is a real post. I will not be taking any questions.
May 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This is a real post. I will not be taking any questions.
Goodnight, everyone.
May 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Goodnight, everyone.
Let’s keep it going.
May 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Let’s keep it going.
Meteorologists in Chicago:
April 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Meteorologists in Chicago:
Anyone else notice the patron tweaking his nipples as Rory walked by after that last birdie?
April 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Anyone else notice the patron tweaking his nipples as Rory walked by after that last birdie?
This patron was particularly excited about it.
April 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
This patron was particularly excited about it.
Back to back gems here by @marcelias.bsky.social (reposted by @quadcitypat.bsky.social) and @modernistwitch.bsky.social.
February 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Back to back gems here by @marcelias.bsky.social (reposted by @quadcitypat.bsky.social) and @modernistwitch.bsky.social.
If you see this, post a fictional artist/band that you would love to see live
January 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
If you see this, post a fictional artist/band that you would love to see live
Me searching and finding his account just now:
January 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Me searching and finding his account just now:
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January 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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The calm before the storm (kids are due home any minute now).
January 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The calm before the storm (kids are due home any minute now).
I saw this one last week.
January 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I saw this one last week.
It’s a pretty great format. I meant this one.
January 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It’s a pretty great format. I meant this one.
Gregg, is that you?
January 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Gregg, is that you?
Gross. Why is this fucking thing on my tv. Guess I’m watching the news until kickoff.
December 20, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Gross. Why is this fucking thing on my tv. Guess I’m watching the news until kickoff.
M sorry I already have a purveyor for my Three Penis Wine needs.
December 14, 2024 at 1:39 PM
M sorry I already have a purveyor for my Three Penis Wine needs.