Rev. Jen, M. Div
thearchivalpastor.bsky.social
Rev. Jen, M. Div
@thearchivalpastor.bsky.social
Messiah University ‘16
Duke Divinity ‘20
Mennonite cosplaying as an ordained minister in the Church of the Brethren cosplaying as an Episcopalian youth pastor
They/She
I found Amoroso rolls at Aldi in Greenville, NC last week but I can’t eat them with braces and I’m going to cry
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
A child named Will Bell ran for city council and his logo was the liberty bell but he’s not even from Philly. I’m glad his culturally appropriating ass didn’t win.
November 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
It’s not lost on me that I’m learning about two more Church of the Brethren pastors who have lost their ordination for marrying queer couples on #NationalComingOutDay
October 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Our band director went on a rant about how picking God Bless the USA to play for us right now wasn’t political and I was like lol
September 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Having braces as an adult is really humbling.
September 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Watching season 2 of Shiny Happy People and remembering that I went to Acquire the Fire in 2012. The only part I remember is being sad during the altar call because I want feeling it enough.
August 3, 2025 at 12:26 PM
In B. Dylan Hollis’ “Baking Across America: A Vintage Roadtrip”, thanks the Anabaptists for Shoo Fly Pie and on behalf of all of us, you’re welcome.
July 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
In 2016, an old white lady told me, “we have nothing to worry about, we’ll be okay”.
July 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My friend told me, “it sucks when you love your tradition but they don’t love you back”. And I felt that.
July 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
This week one of my group chats was lamenting spiritual violence at conference. Meanwhile in my work group chat, we welcomed another queer couple bringing the percentage of queers to 90.
July 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Happy to be Episcopalian today.
July 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Told myself I’m seminary that I would never allow annual conference to be my vacation but here we are
July 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Me all week at #cobac25
as certain Anabaptists do falsely boast
June 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Hey so what the fuck?
We don’t know exactly what this means, but if it means what it seems like it means, it's very bad.
"Effective July 7, 2025, the National Archives will become a restricted-access federal facility with access only for visitors with a legitimate business need..."
www.archives.gov/college-park
June 25, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Gonna take a shot every time I hear the word “homosexual” at #cobac25
June 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Reposted by Rev. Jen, M. Div
AMEN.
June 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
One of my favorite Chicago based bands is Malört and Savior and I feel this is their time to shine. #newpope #chicago
May 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It feels weird choosing to go to an Episcopalian Maundy Thursday service tonight instead of a Brethren Love Feast.
April 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
A couple of days after the election, a man named John came to patch a hole in our ceiling from the squirrels trapped there. He said he wished people would stop talking about the election results because “it didn’t fucking matter”. Does it fucking matter now, John?
April 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Didn’t make it to our city’s protest today, but did see that there were ones of people outside Camping World in support of the giant flap flap that goes against flag codes and is blocking the sun to an entire neighborhood.
April 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
At least Mommom taught me how to live like it’s the Great Depression
April 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I wore my Duke sweatshirt today and had no less than three conversations about basketball as a result.
March 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
We took the youth for dinner and mini golf. One of the youth ordered a bun with just ketchup and cheese on it.
March 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
My local library doesn’t do adult programming and it makes me really sad but I get it
March 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The only money I’m spending today is at the library book sale. And whatever bill I inevitably set to have auto pay on the last day of the month. #economicblackout
February 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM