this person is a MANIAC

this honestly feels criminal, why did they do that 🥴

there has been such a pervasive strange aversion to let people just Not Be Interested in things. like i do think it's important to give new and different things a try, broaden the horizons and all, but sometimes you just know something is absolutely not your shit and we gotta let people have that

i now see how this could have been read as an intentional scheme to get a bratty little twink put his head between his thighs for free and that's actually way funnier to think about. fuck the death premonition, we're getting head or going to meet god tonight, either way smth incredible is happening

i didn't say he did it on purpose ! smh a man can't even just sleep anymore 😞

[kicks the door down] come over i made 4 gallons of soup and i have a single baguette

adding some water seemed to work out since that's basically what evaporated out of it into a concentrated stock, it's a little less flavorful but it's still good so. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

uncontested victory

ok crucial context: do you mean the snake or the sucking part

Audience approval rating at 100%, let's run it

to be clear they have already made out and played it off as "a necessary act of distraction" and they're disgustingly in love. if it helps

instant fear

fair point, and the cuntiness given by that thing does pass whimsically enough, let's stick with mobile